Guaranteed Championship: The Shaq / Boykins offence

Dr Octagon · Post #41 » by **Dr Octagon** » Sun Mar 1, 2009 8:47 pm

LethalJay wrote:Get er done BC!

Local_NG_Idiot · Post #42 » by **Local_NG_Idiot** » Sun Mar 1, 2009 8:50 pm

Shaq could also use Boykins to sheild defenses from implementing the Hack-A-Shaq.

Any defender that comes at him, he could just swing Boykins around to shield himself and absorb the foul.

Post #43 » by **Maritimer** » Sun Mar 1, 2009 8:51 pm

You don't think assault with a deadly Boykins would constitute a foul?

beno · Post #44 » by **beno** » Sun Mar 1, 2009 8:57 pm

Now hear me out, this sounds like a joke, but i am freaking serious as hell right now.

Boykins would be a liability on the defensive end.

Post #45 » by **arrpy** » Sun Mar 1, 2009 9:05 pm

Hahaha, this is hilarious!

Hypz · Post #46 » by **Hypz** » Sun Mar 1, 2009 9:34 pm

I like it.

marcroboy · Post #47 » by **marcroboy** » Sun Mar 1, 2009 9:39 pm

Sadly David Stern is already one step ahead of you.

Section XII—Illegal Assist in Scoring
a. A player may not assist himself to score by using any part of the rim, net, backboard
or basket support to lift, hold or raise himself.
b. A player may not assist a teammate to gain height while attempting to score.
PENALTY: Loss of ball. The ball is awarded to the opposing team at the free throw
extended.

rewill17 · Post #48 » by **rewill17** » Sun Mar 1, 2009 10:05 pm

someone can lift shaq who will hold boykins that would loophole that rule.

Post #49 » by **Maritimer** » Sun Mar 1, 2009 10:08 pm

marcroboy wrote:Sadly David Stern is already one step ahead of you.
Section XII—Illegal Assist in Scoring
a. A player may not assist himself to score by using any part of the rim, net, backboard
or basket support to lift, hold or raise himself.
b. A player may not assist a teammate to gain height while attempting to score.
PENALTY: Loss of ball. The ball is awarded to the opposing team at the free throw
extended.

Lifting someone does not make them gain height (unless you believe someone gets taller when they jump). A-ha! Got you on that one Stern, you sly bugger.

Danchan · Post #50 » by **Danchan** » Sun Mar 1, 2009 10:19 pm

hmm Yao + nate.

BlackIce · Post #51 » by **BlackIce** » Sun Mar 1, 2009 10:38 pm

funny stuff

Test of Wills · Post #52 » by **Test of Wills** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:18 am

Post #53 » by **Maritimer** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:30 am

Stop bumping old threads.

jdstar · Post #54 » by **jdstar** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:54 am

I must be the only one who doesnt get why this is funny

ForeveRaptorFan · Post #55 » by **ForeveRaptorFan** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:00 am

Lol, I read this before but re-reading this again made me chuckle quite a bit.

hyper316 · Post #56 » by **hyper316** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:32 am

i can't believe i read this in class seating in the front row. i tried so hard to hold my laugh in.... haha

Ong_dynasty · Post #57 » by **Ong_dynasty** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:53 am

This was GOLD!

beno · Post #58 » by **beno** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:20 pm

skizzle.

B_Unit · Post #59 » by **B_Unit** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:00 pm

You're like the basketball Sean Avery

"it's not illegal to harass the goaltender yet! see! wakka wakka your wife's a whore!"

good stuff

elitehunter99 · Post #60 » by **elitehunter99** » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:48 pm

Shaq is not a short put professional, he can't fling 140 lbs over 30 feet distance with Boykins never reaching below 15 feet before hitting the basket........