Offical Rasho Facts Thread

samsung · Post #81 » by **samsung** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:55 pm

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Rasho's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

engageTHEmasses · Post #82 » by **engageTHEmasses** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:55 pm

Rasho doesn't groom, he just commands his hair if and when to grow.

samsung · Post #83 » by **samsung** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:57 pm

Rasho died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

throwbackvault · Post #84 » by **throwbackvault** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:58 pm

rasho doesnt play ball, he NBA's!

samsung · Post #85 » by **samsung** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:01 pm

Rasho can play the violin with a piano.

engageTHEmasses · Post #86 » by **engageTHEmasses** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:01 pm

Rasho ended WWII by bringing help defense against the Germans.

akaFlip · Post #87 » by **akaFlip** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:03 pm

If Rasho has 5 dollars and you have 5 dollars. Rasho has more money than you.

kassian · Post #88 » by **kassian** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:03 pm

akaFlip wrote:If Rasho has 5 dollars and you have 5 dollars. Rasho has more money than you.

Stop copy-pasting facts from Chuck Norris'.

engageTHEmasses · Post #89 » by **engageTHEmasses** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:04 pm

Once Rasho was given the key to Indianapolis-- he said he'd have the city back by 10.

engageTHEmasses · Post #90 » by **engageTHEmasses** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:06 pm

Eastfan wrote:
akaFlip wrote:If Rasho has 5 dollars and you have 5 dollars. Rasho has more money than you.

Stop copy-pasting facts from Chuck Norris'.

Rasho knows what you did and is very angry.

As a result, NORAD just went to Defcon 4

TheDunc · Post #91 » by **TheDunc** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:06 pm

rasho won a game of 21 points with only 20 points

The sun doesnt follow any cycle,it just follows rasho

Rasho had sex with a bull and had one child. Who we know now as lebron james

Chuck Norris checks under his bed for rasho

Rasho chose his own name

Rasho doesnt win championships, Championships win Rasho's

rafer madness · Post #92 » by **rafer madness** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:07 pm

Rasho walked into a Smart Car Dealer with an "I'm with stupid" T-shirt on.

mihaic · Post #93 » by **mihaic** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:07 pm

Rasho ate yesterday all the Internet Explorer cookies from the realgm.com site

Moderators then tried to ban him but he hid their Ignore and Ban buttons

samsung · Post #94 » by **samsung** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:07 pm

Rasho put us on the map.

engageTHEmasses · Post #95 » by **engageTHEmasses** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:08 pm

Rasho thinks Superman is a great story about an underdog.

Dr Octagon · Post #96 » by **Dr Octagon** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:09 pm

Rasho sometimes walks under ladders, deliberately.

rafer madness · Post #97 » by **rafer madness** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:09 pm

Rasho just twittered..."look behind you..."

samsung · Post #98 » by **samsung** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:09 pm

Rasho once jizzed to feel what it was like.

engageTHEmasses · Post #99 » by **engageTHEmasses** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:12 pm

Peter Jackson once tried to make a movie about Rasho, but had to settle for Lord of the Rings instead, because Rasho was too epic.

engageTHEmasses · Post #100 » by **engageTHEmasses** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:12 pm

Frankie NOW says "Rasho".