Offical Rasho Facts Thread

neurotik · Post #141 » by **neurotik** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:11 am

On Sundays Rasho and God drink vodka, while playing chess. God has never won a single game.

Tanking It · Post #142 » by **Tanking It** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:15 am

samsung wrote:Rasho put us on the map.

But, when you look up Rasho on Google Earth, he and the 10 Km radius around him are pixelated.

Tofubeque · Post #143 » by **Tofubeque** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:16 am

Rasho taught Steve Fruitman everything he knows.

TheDunc · Post #144 » by **TheDunc** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:17 am

Rasho was once overweight, the doctors recommended rasho to lose weight, thats when rasho started playing in the nba

TheDunc · Post #145 » by **TheDunc** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:17 am

Rasho looks at this thread and feels insulted

zilby · Post #146 » by **zilby** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:18 am

Rasho does not NBA, the NBA Rasho's.

TheDunc · Post #147 » by **TheDunc** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:21 am

Rasho checkmates in checkers

Rasho won in blackjack with a hand of 22

draft · Post #148 » by **draft** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:26 am

Sam Mitchell wanted Rasho to take 100 shots, but he refused because it just wouldn't be fair for the other team.

V · Post #149 » by V » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:30 am

Chuck Norris's twitter account follows only Rasho.

gcebert · Post #150 » by **gcebert** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:43 am

Rasho lost his virginity before his dad!!

ShotBlocka · Post #151 » by **ShotBlocka** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:44 am

Rasho can move the Phoenix Coyotes to Hamilton if he wanted to.

ShotBlocka · Post #152 » by **ShotBlocka** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:45 am

gcebert wrote:Rasho lost his virginity before his dad!!

Rasho went back in time to have sex with his mother, because no one is Rasho's daddy

Tofubeque · Post #153 » by **Tofubeque** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:45 am

Rasho is 333 years old, according to the National Post.

Nesterovic, 333, was a Raptor from 2006-2008 before being included in the trade that brought Jermaine O'Neal to Toronto.

gcebert · Post #154 » by **gcebert** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:47 am

ShotBlocka wrote:
gcebert wrote:Rasho lost his virginity before his dad!!

Rasho went back in time to have sex with his mother, because no one is Rasho's daddy

It actaully doesnt matter how it happened, its just Rasho bud!!

ShotBlocka · Post #155 » by **ShotBlocka** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:47 am

Rasho averages 6.8 points and 3.4 rebounds.....per second.

marcroboy · Post #156 » by **marcroboy** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:49 am

Rasho's cum can cure cancer, but too bad he never cums.

....wait that sounds a bit strange.

samsung · Post #157 » by **samsung** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:51 am

Rasho's tears cure aids. Too bad he never cries.

DHK · Post #158 » by **DHK** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:51 am

Garnett's INTENSITY can only be outmatched by the cold stare of Rasho

Gary Payton dares not to talk trash to Rasho after Rasho took one look at him, pointed his index finger and commanded SILENCE

Rasho controls the pace of the game for his team and the rest of the NBA teams for the entire duration of the season

Rasho holds back on swapping opponents shots because then the opponent would never score.

Rasho let Danny Granger run the show in Indiana for he is kind.

samsung · Post #159 » by **samsung** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:52 am

If Rasho is late time better slow down.

marcroboy · Post #160 » by **marcroboy** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:52 am

samsung wrote:Rasho's tears cure aids. Too bad he never cries.

YES