Offical Rasho Facts Thread

J-Roc · Post #181 » by **J-Roc** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:44 am

Rasho lead the Toronto Raptors to the playoffs the two years he was here.

hoopskillz · Post #182 » by **hoopskillz** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:45 am

Rasho Nesterović is a 7ft tall basketball player from Slovenia.
He weights 255lbs and currently plays centre for the Toronto Raptors.

Some of his many accomplishments include winning the FIBA Under-20 Europe Championship in 1996, the NBA Title in 2005, and also curing Magic Johnson's aids in 1993.

Vandal Savage · Post #183 » by **Vandal Savage** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:49 am

Rasho is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Rasho.

evilRyu · Post #184 » by **evilRyu** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:49 am

Raconteur wrote:Only Rasho can sign a minimum contract for maximum money.

lol.. nice

MrBojangelz71 · Post #185 » by **MrBojangelz71** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:50 am

Rasho invented Pot.

chaldean · Post #186 » by **chaldean** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:02 am

Rasho's daughter lost her virginity...thank goodness he got it back.

Local_NG_Idiot · Post #187 » by **Local_NG_Idiot** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:04 am

When Rasho bites vampires, they turn back to humans.

Marz · Post #188 » by **Marz** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:08 am

When Rasho returns to Slovenia in the off-season, he doesn't fly there, he swims across the Atlantic cause Rasho ain't got time for that sh*t.

chaldean · Post #189 » by **chaldean** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:09 am

Anybody can blow out a candle...but only Rasho can blow out a light bulb.

Walid · Post #190 » by **Walid** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:10 am

Rasho can speak braille.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Rasho's computer, Rasho is always in control.

ShotBlocka · Post #191 » by **ShotBlocka** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:12 am

chaldean wrote:Anybody can blow out a candle...but only Rasho can blow out a light bulb.

Rasho can blow out a light bulb...but Chaldean can blow out the sun

Jay240 · Post #192 » by **Jay240** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:18 am

Cheetah's can run at 70 mph, 84 mph if Rasho's chasing them.

The moon doesn't revolve around Earth it revolves around Rasho.

Rasho is the reason Lew Alcindor and Cassius Clay changed there names.

In the year 2015 scientists will realize that the real cause of the ice caps melting is "Rasho Warming".

Rasho can turn the mountain on a Coor's Light can blue just by looking at it.

It takes the average RealGm reader 20-30 minutes to get through this thread, Rasho just touches his computer and laughs.

MjM2xTreMe · Post #193 » by **MjM2xTreMe** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:22 am

Rasho directed/produced the "there's a hair on the court" commercial

Upgrayedd · Post #194 » by **Upgrayedd** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:25 am

Tofubeque wrote:Rasho is 333 years old, according to the National Post.

Nesterovic, 333, was a Raptor from 2006-2008 before being included in the trade that brought Jermaine O'Neal to Toronto.

My goodness :lol:

, I wonder what his secret is.

neurotik · Post #195 » by **neurotik** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:25 am

Rasho posterizes himself, since noone else can

Marz · Post #196 » by **Marz** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:26 am

Man was created in Rasho's image

Boogie! · Post #197 » by **Boogie!** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:26 am

december 21, 2012 is not the end of the world. it's the second coming of rasho.

VerbalKint · Post #198 » by **VerbalKint** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:27 am

Rasho's real name is Keyser Soze.

Boogie! · Post #199 » by **Boogie!** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:28 am

rasho killed kenny.

RiZ · Post #200 » by **RiZ** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:35 am

rasho wears #12 because he's 1st, 2nd and 3rd (1+2=3)