Offical Rasho Facts Thread

chaldean · Post #221 » by **chaldean** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:48 am

Rasho caught Chris Hansen in 'To catch a predator'

ShotBlocka · Post #222 » by **ShotBlocka** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:50 am

chaldean wrote:
ShotBlocka wrote:Rasho can tie it in a knot and tie it in a bow, and throw it over his shoulder like a Continental soldier

how?

Because his ears hang low enough

chaldean · Post #223 » by **chaldean** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:53 am

The Allspark is all that's left of the Celtics organisation when Rasho gets through with them.

ShotBlocka · Post #224 » by **ShotBlocka** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:54 am

Rasho doesn't drink sprite, because his thirst obeys HIM

ShotBlocka · Post #225 » by **ShotBlocka** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:59 am

Captain Nero couldn't destroy Earth because Rasho was there.

kingr · Post #226 » by **kingr** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:01 am

The Boshpit! wrote:Santa once met Rasho at the front door.... He now comes down the chimney.

RJ2392 wrote:Rasho once scored a 3 pointer against Atlanta and then the ATL scorekeepers had to count it.

Those two are my favourites.

kingr · Post #227 » by **kingr** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:02 am

Rasho once made me think Andrea Bargnani was my favourite player on the planet.

DSWC · Post #228 » by **DSWC** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:03 am

Rasho once punched a man in his soul.

chaldean · Post #229 » by **chaldean** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:05 am

Rasho got a random girl pregnant by poking her on facebook.

She later died when he removed her from his friends list

KrazyKid · Post #230 » by **KrazyKid** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:53 am

Giraffes were created when Rasho upper-cut a horse.

akaFlip · Post #231 » by **akaFlip** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:57 am

Pimpin is easy for Rasho.

SixthMan · Post #232 » by **SixthMan** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:58 am

Rasho once gave Peter North a facial.

akaFlip · Post #233 » by **akaFlip** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:03 am

Rasho lost his virginity before his dad did.

MadFishX · Post #234 » by **MadFishX** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:18 am

Rasho beat your royal flush with 5 aces

Post #235 » by **Maritimer** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:34 am

Rasho bowled a 300 game without bowling a strike.

hype_2004 · Post #236 » by **hype_2004** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:34 am

God created man in his image, God was created by Rasho.
On the 7th day God decided to rest, Rasho told him he needed a break.

theflash1234 · Post #237 » by **theflash1234** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:42 am

Rasho can fold his dick into a pretzel.

hype_2004 · Post #238 » by **hype_2004** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:44 am

Rasho likes to play Grand Theft Auto.....................when he steps out on his front door.

hype_2004 · Post #239 » by **hype_2004** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:52 am

God casts Lucifer into Hell, Rasho was waiting for him.

THX · Post #240 » by **THX** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:44 am

The greatest trick Rasho ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.