Offical Rasho Facts Thread

Post #261 » by **Yuri Vaultin** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:17 pm

LeBron James wears Rasho pajamas.

Rasho has powers; in fact he made Marbury go crazy.

trick · Post #262 » by **trick** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:22 pm

Jesus can walk on water, but Rasho can swim through land.

During the Finals between the Magic and the Lakers, Rasho was the true winner

There is no theory of evolution. Only a list of animals that Rasho allows to live.

Rasho is so epic that epic got jealous.

Rashois so past cool that he police tried to arrest him for Felony Level Awesome.

One time, Rasho knew that something wasn't right, so he went to China and initiated peace talks whilst his pink clothes leapt from his perfect muscles and walked to New York to buy cheesecakes for homeless children. The light from his impeccable, pearly smile reflected off of Venus and brought crops to starving African nations, and then every man, woman, and child began to sing in one language of love, and that is why we have Christmas.

ShotBlocka · Post #263 » by **ShotBlocka** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:30 pm

Rasho taught Michael Jackson how to moonwalk.

EZ · Post #264 » by EZ » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:35 pm

What does Rasho say to opposing centers after giving them 2 black eyes?

Nothing.....because he's already told them twice.

Homer Jay · Post #265 » by **Homer Jay** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:58 pm

Why do we have night?

Cause even the Sun needs a break after trembling in front of Rasho all day.

SoulJah · Post #266 » by **SoulJah** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:15 pm

Rasha fathered Godzilla's eggs that it laid in New York

Vandal Savage · Post #267 » by **Vandal Savage** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:25 pm

Rasho put Baby in the corner, as Patrick Swayze ran in fear.

Vandal Savage · Post #268 » by **Vandal Savage** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:28 pm

When Rasho falls in water, Rasho doesn't get wet. Water gets Rasho'd

TheDunc · Post #269 » by **TheDunc** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:11 pm

Rasho reads this thread and feels insulted

Vorticity · Post #270 » by **Vorticity** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:18 pm

Tofubeque wrote:Rasho taught Steve Fruitman everything he knows.

lol, random

ShotBlocka · Post #271 » by **ShotBlocka** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:35 pm

We talkin about Rasho, what are we talking about, Rasho? we talking about Rasho? Not the game, not the game, not the game, we talking about Rasho! I'm sitting here, suppose to be franchise player, I know that, but what are we talking about? Rasho? How the hell can I make my teammates better by talking about Rasho?

Post #272 » by **Yuri Vaultin** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:45 pm

Rasho is Darth Vader's father.

neurotik · Post #273 » by **neurotik** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:48 pm

rasho is the reason that smitch was hired. He wanted someone to laugh at.

When Rasho smokes a joint, the weed gets high.

Boogie! · Post #274 » by **Boogie!** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:01 pm

Guns don't kill people. Rasho kills people.

hoop_head · Post #275 » by **hoop_head** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:05 pm

Rasho can sire a child just by looking at a woman.

Post #276 » by **DG88** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:18 pm

ShotBlocka wrote:We talkin about Rasho, what are we talking about, Rasho? we talking about Rasho? Not the game, not the game, not the game, we talking about Rasho! I'm sitting here, suppose to be franchise player, I know that, but what are we talking about? Rasho? How the hell can I make my teammates better by talking about Rasho?

ShotBlocka · Post #277 » by **ShotBlocka** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:33 pm

Boogie! wrote:Guns don't kill people. Rasho kills people.

e= mc Rasho

disc0 · Post #278 » by **disc0** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:50 pm

DG88 wrote:
ShotBlocka wrote:We talkin about Rasho, what are we talking about, Rasho? we talking about Rasho? Not the game, not the game, not the game, we talking about Rasho! I'm sitting here, suppose to be franchise player, I know that, but what are we talking about? Rasho? How the hell can I make my teammates better by talking about Rasho?

hahahha this one gets a gold star!

disc0 · Post #279 » by **disc0** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:51 pm

Rasho doesn't do push ups, he pushes the ground down.

Post #280 » by **Maritimer** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:54 pm

OK, we all know the Chuck Norris ones by now. Let's have some originality.