Offical Rasho Facts Thread

ILLuMiNAUGHTY · Post #281 » by **ILLuMiNAUGHTY** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:57 pm

messiah's girl really went to Rasho's house that night, he just said it was Pape Sow for fear of angering Rasho.

Having felt insulted that messiah only offered one virgin sacrifice to his greatness, Rasho then proceeded to have messiah banned from RealGM - thus removing the lifesource of the messiah demon and improving the Raps board from that point forward.

As great and awesome as Rasho is, please remember...

Rasho loves you.

rafer madness · Post #282 » by **rafer madness** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:01 pm

^^^^I'll elaborate a bit further. To some, Rasho is just an NBA player, to me he is a Lifestyle.

ILLuMiNAUGHTY · Post #283 » by **ILLuMiNAUGHTY** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:18 pm

rafer madness wrote:^^^^I'll elaborate a bit further. To some, Rasho is just an NBA player, to me he is a Lifestyle.

I would say I heard from a friend of a friend of a friend that you sold out, but the Rasho lifestyle is the way to go.

Boogie! · Post #284 » by **Boogie!** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:20 pm

rasho is the american dream.

ILLuMiNAUGHTY · Post #285 » by **ILLuMiNAUGHTY** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:27 pm

Rasho does not wear a condom as there is no such thing as protection from Rasho.

ILLuMiNAUGHTY · Post #286 » by **ILLuMiNAUGHTY** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:27 pm

Rasho can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Rasho can win a game of Sudoku by writing in a combination of Cyrillic and Greek letters.

Rasho does not need to brush his teeth, the plaque trembles off in fear.

J-Roc · Post #287 » by **J-Roc** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:29 pm

Rasho rhymes with orange.

ILLuMiNAUGHTY · Post #288 » by **ILLuMiNAUGHTY** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:32 pm

J-Roc wrote:Rasho rhymes with orange.

And purple.

Post #289 » by **DG88** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:34 pm

Rasho is never denied access :eyebrows:

Post #290 » by **DG88** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:36 pm

Mitchell said no sneakars, Rasho then turned him into a steaming pile of s*it.

ShotBlocka · Post #291 » by **ShotBlocka** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:36 pm

Rasho can tell you all the digits in Pi.....backwards.

Post #292 » by **YogiStewart** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:42 pm

Rasho is the only NBA player to have a skin disease after him.
that's right.
that rash you have on your nootsack is named in honour of the greatest centre to ever play.

disc0 · Post #293 » by **disc0** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:47 pm

Rasho once got into a staring contest with the Devil and the Devil blinked.

Rasho fought the law and Rasho won.

ILLuMiNAUGHTY · Post #294 » by **ILLuMiNAUGHTY** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:49 pm

disc0 wrote:Rasho once got into a staring contest with the Devil and the Devil blinked.

Rasho once got into a staring contest with this guy ---> (

) ... and won.

TheDunc · Post #295 » by **TheDunc** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:55 pm

Rasho doesnt play for the nba, the nba plays for rasho

Rasho likes to lose once in a while just to see what it feels like to be human

2012 is not the end of the world, because rasho NBA's till hes 40

Rasho doesnt need clocks, he decides what time it is. NBA TIME!

J-Roc · Post #296 » by **J-Roc** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:58 pm

Rasho once dunked on Smitch in practice when they played together in Minny, and that sent Smitch to retirement. Rasho stopped dunking after that.

kwamebargnani · Post #297 » by **kwamebargnani** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:00 pm

Rasho doesn't get rick roll'd

mihaic · Post #298 » by **mihaic** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:02 pm

Rasho burns his DVDs and CDs by just looking at them

Zuul · Post #299 » by **Zuul** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:07 pm

There are only three things you can count on in life.....Death, Taxes and Rasho. However Rasho can also cheat Death and Taxes.

Rasho doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he drinks whatever the hell he likes.

Nostradamus once predicted that Rasho would make a mistake. Nostradamus was the one who made the mistake.

rafer madness · Post #300 » by **rafer madness** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:09 pm

Rasho looked at this thread, and with an evil laugh yells out "Dance puppets, Dance!"