Offical Rasho Facts Thread

[chaldean]

Rasho only has one weakness. Isn't it ironic that it's.........."THIS FACT HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED DUE TO THE SUDDEN DEATH OF THE WRITER. PLEASE MOVE ON TO THE NEXT RAPTORS THREAD, THANK YOU"

[chaldean]

Rasho is the real slim shady.

[chaldean]

HIV wears condoms becuase it's afraid of Rasho.

[chaldean]

Lil' Wayne makes it rain...Rasho makes it flood.

[zilby]

Rasho ordered that girl to shoot K'Naan. And his heart went bang bang.

[disc0]

The Tarantino flick Kill Bill was originally called Kill Rasho but Tarantino soon realized it was impossible to kill Rasho.

[hoopskillz]

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody's there, Rasho hears it.

[Another Brick in the Wall]

Popeye doesn't just gulp down regular spinach for power, it's infact loaded with Rasho's chromosomes.

Beethoven, Mozart, Beatles, Hendrix, Queen, Led Zeppelin, Michael Jackson, etc. were the greatest musicians for a reasons. They were lucky enough hear Rasho's melodious farts.

Descartes once said "I think, therefore I am". He isn't anymore, because Rasho didn't think so.

[Tim Horton]

Rasho can sneeze with his eyes open.
Rasho can lick his elbows.

[ReaLiez]

Rasho smokes cigarettes and weed because its good for him.
Rasho wanted to come back to Toronto so he could climb the CN Tower and bang on his chest
Rasho and BC played a game of risk and the game lost
Rasho stuck is pinky into a pool of water and turned it into ice, put on his skates, and proceeded to NBA.
Rasho doesnt get hot since hes too cool

[ILLuMiNAUGHTY]

Rasho fired Donald Trump.

[balkan_beats32]

Rasho was asked about signing in Canada, due to the higher taxes, to which Rasho replied, I don't pay taxes.

The reporter was baffled. Well, how is that?

Rasho: I send them envelope with picture of myself, crouched and ready to attack. I have yet to pay taxes.

[balkan_beats32]

When being traded, Rasho told Colangelo that he would kill him the minute he went home.

Colangelo didn't go home the whole year, opting to stay in the tunnels at the ACC, on his Blackberry, checking up on his kids with video messaging.

Due to preassure from his wife, who was getting to tired of having sex in the paint, only to have Colangelo move her slowly towards the 3-point line, Colangelo decided it was time to go home and brought Rasho back. They threw a party. It was a good day. Now Rasho has taken back his threat, saying only, sleep with one eye open. Last night Bryan slept with the left open. Tonight he'll give the right a turn.

[Guy Smiley]

Real
Amazing
Super
Hero
Osome - spelled with an O because he is RASHO

[balkan_beats32]

People think Osama Bin Laden is hiding due to fear of being arrested by the U.S Government.

The truth is, he was rude to a teller in a bank in Slovenia who was Rasho's third cousin, and once he realized, it was already too late.

[Blasphemy]

Rasho is the reason why Waldo is hiding!

[balkan_beats32]

Rasho just phoned David Stern to change the value of the LLE. Rasho will now earn $17,000,000 next season.

[toast]

Do you think that Jesus knows who his real father is?

By the way Mary said Rasho was way better, it wasn't even close.

Since then when women reach the true height of orgasm, they cry "Oh Oh OH Rasho"

[beno]

Rasho once changed his name to Vince Carter and forced a trade. He was seen transforming back to himself after the 2008-2009 season.

[Guy Smiley]

There is no "I" in Rasho.