Offical Rasho Facts Thread

Post #361 » by **Maritimer** » Sat Aug 1, 2009 8:19 pm

Guy Smiley wrote:There is no "I" in Rasho.

However, there is an "O, sh--" in Rasho, which is all his victims are able to get out before he NBAs all over them.

Kabookalu · Post #362 » by **Kabookalu** » Sat Aug 1, 2009 8:28 pm

Rasho actually wrote the Terminator as an expression of the inner-struggle within himself. This form of expression was suggested by his psychiatrist: Rasho.

Yimmy Yip · Post #363 » by **Yimmy Yip** » Sat Aug 1, 2009 9:27 pm

Rasho once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and nearly drowned.

There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Rasho's right hand and Rasho's left hand.

The Berlin Wall fell because Rasho needed to get to the other side.

Life doesn't give Rasho lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.

avacc19 · Post #364 » by **avacc19** » Sat Aug 1, 2009 10:24 pm

Nesterovic

basketball royalty · Post #365 » by **basketball royalty** » Sat Aug 1, 2009 10:30 pm

People think KG screams 'impossible is nothing' because ADIDAS pays him to, when in fact he has been screaming it since seeing the amazing things Rasho can do in practice when they played in MIN together.

mihaic · Post #366 » by **mihaic** » Sat Aug 1, 2009 11:24 pm

Rasho Nesterovic is so tough that the OP was afraid to put more i's in the thread's title than what there is in Rasho's name.

Offical Rasho Facts Thread = 1i
Radoslav Nesterovic = 1i

kwamebargnani · Post #367 » by **kwamebargnani** » Sat Aug 1, 2009 11:59 pm

The sun is Rasho's blazig left ball

MrBojangelz71 · Post #368 » by **MrBojangelz71** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 12:03 am

Rasho doesn't shout at the devil, he just talks down to him.

HighOctane · Post #369 » by **HighOctane** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 12:04 am

Maritimer wrote:However, there is an "O, sh--" in Rasho, which is all his victims are able to get out before he NBAs all over them.

Oh no you didn't!

Yimmy Yip · Post #370 » by **Yimmy Yip** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 1:48 am

Rasho does not let women on top during sex. Why? Because Rasho never f***s up.

Morena R · Post #371 » by **Morena R** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 1:50 am

Rasho doesn't need to take it to the hole, the hole takes it to him.

junot111 · Post #372 » by **junot111** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 2:37 am

Only one man was close to defeating Rasho. He was never heard from again. His name? Rasho.

Yimmy Yip · Post #373 » by **Yimmy Yip** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 2:43 am

When Rasho turns on an Xbox to NBA the screen just says "You Win" and turns itself off again.

ILLuMiNAUGHTY · Post #374 » by **ILLuMiNAUGHTY** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 2:55 am

Yimmy Yip wrote:When Rasho turns on an Xbox to NBA the screen just says "You Win" and turns itself off again.

MT_44 · Post #375 » by **MT_44** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 3:45 am

Unlike Vince, Rasho does not have to leave his feet to dunk.

Death Knight · Post #376 » by **Death Knight** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 3:53 am

Rasho once wrote a best selling book. Unfortunately for him he forgot to put his name on it.

DHK · Post #377 » by **DHK** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 3:59 am

The Origin of the Showtime Lakers.

The fact that the Showtime Lakers was lead by the Hall-of-famer the All-Star point guard Magic Johnson is a myth. The Showtime lakers were lead by none of than Rasho Nesterovic. So dominate, powerful and charistmatic was he that the fans coined the Lakers the nickname "Rashotime Lakers" honoring the greatness of Rasho Nesterovic. However, once he got bored of the team and the NBA, he took a break, before, as history tells, returning to NBA with the Minnesota Timberwolves,

The LA franchise, fans, and the NBA were devastated. All fans around the world, mourned on his break and swore to forget his leaving as it was the most apocalyptic event in NBA history. Furthermore, in retaliation, the NBA erased all records of having a 15time MVP, 15Time First Team AllStar, 15Time DPOY, and believe it or not, 15 Time COY in the name of Rasho and replaced his name with runner ups. Because of this mass deletion, fans soon misunderstood the origin of Rashotime Lakers and determined that in actuality they meant, LA(Ra) Showtime Lakers.

In 1997, the NBA begged for forgiveness and requested that Rasho return to the NBA. Rasho forgave the NBA and quietly re-entered the NBA in a small-market, specifically asking to be picked 17th because being picked 1st overall would rise suspicion. Rasho also requested the records be kept to the runner-up and not himself because he sympathizes and does not want to ruin the names of many hall-of-famers ranging from Michael Jordan to Larry Bird. sAnd from there, it's history...

So.....Morale of the Story: Rasho Forgives for he is great

OakleyDokely · Post #378 » by **OakleyDokely** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 4:15 am

Rasho wakes the alarm clock up.

talha_raps · Post #379 » by **talha_raps** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 4:18 am

I fail to realize how this thread got to 26 pages

DarkSaturn · Post #380 » by **DarkSaturn** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 4:31 am

Rasho attended his college graduation during a 20 second timeout, and drew up the next play on the back of his doctorate in astrophysics.

Rasho is the only member of his draft class.

Rasho is not 7 feet tall, rather a foot is defined as 1/7 the constant of Rasho.