Offical Rasho Facts Thread

Guy Smiley · Post #381 » by **Guy Smiley** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 1:13 pm

talha_raps wrote:I fail to realize how this thread got to 26 pages

Disbelief spoken through virgin eyes.

Post #382 » by **Maritimer** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 1:27 pm

DarkSaturn wrote:Rasho is not 7 feet tall, rather a foot is defined as 1/7 the constant of Rasho.

We've got our winner, right here.

Post #383 » by **theSkinny** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 1:55 pm

I havent read much of this thread, so I hope I am not treading any toes.

Rasho is responsible for the European Union, meaning once he left Europe the entire continent came together to try and prevent him from coming back.

Rasho eats rubber and craps Spaldings.

Rasho wins the 4 point shooting contest at the All star game every year (It is not televised because the spectacle is so awesome it would have a similar effect on your eyes as staring into an eclipse)

Rasho spawns the next Super Canucks.

The Canadian anthem is officially being changed to "

O Canada, Our Rasho's native land.
True patriot love for so our Rasho commands.. Let's N....B.....A!
With Glowing eyes we watch him rise.
Our Rasho loves to NBA.
From far and wide oh Rasho plays.
He stands on guard for three's.
Raps keep our courts glorious and free.
Oh Canada, Rasho stands on gueard for thee.

In Slovenia Rasho loosely translated means NBA.

Rasho killed a man in Reno once, just to watch him die.

zilby · Post #384 » by **zilby** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 4:06 pm

Rasho smashed his PS3 because they only rated him a 72 in NBA 2K9.

hoopskillz · Post #385 » by **hoopskillz** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 4:15 pm

Rasho looks at this thread and laughs, not because it’s funny, but because it’s actually quite lame.

SpaceJam · Post #386 » by **SpaceJam** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 5:00 pm

zilby wrote:Rasho smashed his PS3 because they only rated him a 72 in NBA 2K9.

OakleyDokely · Post #387 » by **OakleyDokely** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 5:48 pm

When Rasho goes shopping, he tells the cashier how much he should pay.

zilby · Post #388 » by **zilby** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 5:56 pm

OakleyDokely wrote:When Rasho goes shopping, he tells the cashier how much he should pay.

which is NOTHING.

OakleyDokely · Post #389 » by **OakleyDokely** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 6:19 pm

Rasho doesn't have a bank account because he knows his mother's maiden name.

Rasho never said most of the things he said.

Two wrongs make a Rasho.

mattk · Post #390 » by **mattk** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 6:22 pm

Rasho is not only a noun, but a verb.

Lucky26 · Post #391 » by **Lucky26** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 7:40 pm

talha_raps wrote:I fail to realize how this thread got to 26 pages

sorry my friend, then you just do not belong here in the crazy that is, RealGM

NIT2WNIT · Post #392 » by **NIT2WNIT** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 7:58 pm

Rasho can slam a revolving door.

nam · Post #393 » by **nam** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 8:13 pm

When Rasho does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, but he pushes the Earth down.

Walid · Post #394 » by **Walid** » Sun Aug 2, 2009 9:13 pm

Rasho does not love Raymond.

Dr Octagon · Post #395 » by **Dr Octagon** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 12:49 pm

Rasho married a sex kitten, just as she turned into a cat.

zilby · Post #396 » by **zilby** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 3:12 pm

Walid wrote:Rasho does not love Raymond.

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RJ2392 · Post #397 » by **RJ2392** » Tue Aug 4, 2009 3:38 am

Rasho once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

draft · Post #398 » by **draft** » Tue Aug 4, 2009 3:43 am

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but he only cries when Rasho roundhouse kicks him.

Boogie! · Post #399 » by **Boogie!** » Tue Aug 4, 2009 3:46 am

steve fruitman is rasho's alias.

chaldean · Post #400 » by **chaldean** » Tue Aug 4, 2009 3:57 am

Me/You < Chuck Norris < Steven Seagal < Rasho