New Laker NickNames

Mamba Venom · Post #1 » by **Mamba Venom** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 7:55 am

we saw Lamar Odom go from "the goods" to "the long arms of Lamar" to "Candy Man" over last season

What new nicknames do you have for the Lakers this year

Mitch the Magician
I-AMM-expriring-O

are a few I think are good

I was surprised "Bryant's Giants" wasnt used by a single announcer last year

What names can you guys come up with??? Total off-season no olympics thread

Sofa King · Post #2 » by **Sofa King** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 8:27 am

I was hoping...

Sasha I'm-such-a-little-girl Vujabitch would catch on

SashAlex · Post #3 » by **SashAlex** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 10:33 am

^^^...or Sasha I'm such - a - little - girl Vujachica or Vujachicabron.

Post #4 » by **snaquille oatmeal** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 12:26 pm

Sasha Vulvachick anyone? how about Hollywood for Artest?

Erik Eleven · Post #5 » by **Erik Eleven** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 2:12 pm

A Ronnywood section at Staples?

acion · Post #6 » by **acion** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 3:24 pm

I think this fits in so many ways for Sasha -----

BRUNO!

Just think about all the photoshop opportunities!

Gus McCrae · Post #7 » by **Gus McCrae** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 4:25 pm

Odom = Loadem up! (O-dumb is funny, but not really positive lol)
Artest = Ron Ron but I like Hollywood also
Shannon Brown reallly needs a knickname .
Sasha = Bruno that's good, or vujabitch

Post #8 » by **dockingsched** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 5:26 pm

i would change the channel if they called the lakers' big men bryant's giants

it gets to me like the los angeles kobes used to, but back then with smush/kwame it made some sense :lol:

drew needs a nickname if we ever plan for him to stay healthy. i move for andrew "ricer" bynum.

Sasha Vujacic · Post #9 » by **Sasha Vujacic** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 5:27 pm

Come on you guys, let's get a serious nickname for me. :lol:

I was thinking something like the pitbull, since I'm so feisty on defense. Or maybe the sniper, since I do so much damage from distance.

- Sasha

Dexmor · Post #10 » by **Dexmor** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 5:32 pm

This guy is commeted to making us think he is really Sasha.

HunterSThompson · Post #11 » by **HunterSThompson** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 5:58 pm

Sasha Vujacic wrote:Come on you guys, let's get a serious nickname for me.

I was thinking something like the pitbull, since I'm so feisty on defense. Or maybe the sniper, since I do so much damage from distance.

- Sasha

how about "Drakkar Not"

djericho · Post #12 » by **djericho** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 6:04 pm

Dexmor wrote:This guy is commeted to making us think he is really Sasha.

+1, I'll believe it when he produces some sex tape w/ Paris Hilton or something only Sasha can come up w/....

Post #13 » by **LLcoleJ** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 6:04 pm

Bryants Giants. :-?

I really don't do nicknames, but I often say " You DUMB (*&^&&*!(*@#& " to a lot of players during the games.

DEEP3CL · Post #14 » by **DEEP3CL** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 6:36 pm

Nick names are EARNED.......not just given.

HunterSThompson · Post #15 » by **HunterSThompson** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 6:40 pm

Phil X wrote:Bryants Giants.

I really don't do nicknames, but I often say " You DUMB (*&^&&*!(*@#& " to a lot of players during the games.

the cannons came up with that prior to last season, actually a caller did, i kinda like it...

HunterSThompson · Post #16 » by **HunterSThompson** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 6:43 pm

DEEP3CL wrote:Nick names are EARNED.......not just given.

in that case, for sasha, and i quote john belushi from animal house:

you new delta tau name is ......Pinto!

pinto; why pinto?

blutarski....belch, WHY NOT!

LA-LA-Land · Post #17 » by **LA-LA-Land** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 6:53 pm

SoCAL24 wrote:Shannon Brown reallly needs a knickname .

but I actually liked Shan-Wow

Dexmor · Post #18 » by **Dexmor** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 7:31 pm

Nothing is gonna beat Bruno. Thats to funny.

Joe Kleazy · Post #19 » by **Joe Kleazy** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 7:36 pm

Sasha Vujacic wrote:Come on you guys, let's get a serious nickname for me.

I was thinking something like the pitbull, since I'm so feisty on defense. Or maybe the sniper, since I do so much damage from distance.

- Sasha

How bout "SPLINTER", for all that wood you were catching in the playoffs. :lol:

Or maybe " DRY IDEA" because your definately never gonna let us see you sweat when your on the bench chillin next to MBenga. :lol:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images ... 0901&s=hpc

Post #20 » by **Slava** » Mon Aug 3, 2009 7:38 pm

Sasha should get the nickname Mbenga suggested for him. "The Gigolo".