Offical Rasho Facts Thread

distracted · Post #421 » by **distracted** » Thu Aug 6, 2009 3:29 pm

Rasho once uppercut a horse. This animal is now known as the giraffe.

Also, if you go to Sham Sports salary overview for the raptors, you will not find "Rasho". Instead there is an entry for "Lets NBA".

Xcstacy · Post #422 » by **Xcstacy** » Thu Aug 6, 2009 3:35 pm

Out of every 20 field goals attempted Rasho makes 30, because math doesn't apply to him.

SDM · Post #423 » by **SDM** » Thu Aug 6, 2009 3:57 pm

One time, Rasho ate some really spicy food. This event is now known as the Chicago Fire.

SDM · Post #424 » by **SDM** » Thu Aug 6, 2009 3:58 pm

When Rasho whistles "The Farmer in the Dell", Omar Little runs away and yells, "it's Rasho, yo!"

SDM · Post #425 » by **SDM** » Thu Aug 6, 2009 4:00 pm

Rasho doesn't go backpacking through Europe. Europe backpacks to him.

Post #426 » by **DG88** » Thu Aug 6, 2009 4:04 pm

Rambo uses an arrow to blow up a helicopter, Rasho uses his mind to blow up Rambo.

Dino-Might · Post #427 » by **Dino-Might** » Thu Aug 6, 2009 5:00 pm

Kim Jong-Il is making nuclear threats because he wants to get Rasho's attention.

Xcstacy · Post #428 » by **Xcstacy** » Thu Aug 6, 2009 5:20 pm

The character Superman was based on Rasho.

Dino-Might · Post #429 » by **Dino-Might** » Thu Aug 6, 2009 6:00 pm

The only reason Superman and Batman wear underwear outside their pants is because they heard Rasho does it.

Post #430 » by **DG88** » Thu Aug 6, 2009 6:49 pm

Rasho is always at the top of the food chain

SDM · Post #431 » by **SDM** » Thu Aug 6, 2009 8:24 pm

Lewis was just suspended ten games for testing positive for Rasho.

chaldean · Post #432 » by **chaldean** » Fri Aug 7, 2009 3:39 am

The Official Rasho Facts Thread once made it to the second page on the Raptors forum, only to see what it feels like.

chaldean · Post #433 » by **chaldean** » Fri Aug 7, 2009 3:42 am

ShotBlocka wrote:Bryan Colangelo's sylist is Rasho

Rasho's shoe shiner is Jose.

ILLuMiNAUGHTY · Post #434 » by **ILLuMiNAUGHTY** » Fri Aug 7, 2009 3:55 am

R1G wrote:Rasho once shot more than 100 shats in a game.

Rasho once took more than 100 shats in one sitting. Unbeknownst to normal folk, yo momma was in the room with him. (Note: This was because yo' momma once revealed to Rasho her strange fetish for toilet fornication, and Rasho liked to multi-task. This event is also known as your conception)

neurotik · Post #435 » by **neurotik** » Fri Aug 7, 2009 4:20 am

It honour of this never ending thread:

Rasho can has sung the song that never ends, and finished it. Twice.

neurotik · Post #436 » by **neurotik** » Fri Aug 7, 2009 4:27 am

Rasho is the MVP, Most Valuable Pimp.

The raptors will make that playoffs this season. why, because if they dont Rasho will murder their families.

Rasho one punched George W. Bush in the head. he's been a moron ever since.

50 Cent's first album went diamond. Rasho's first album went Adamantium.

Ackshun · Post #437 » by **Ackshun** » Fri Aug 7, 2009 4:40 am

Rasho will sing national anthem vs Cavs

Ackshun · Post #438 » by **Ackshun** » Fri Aug 7, 2009 4:44 am

Rasho once palmed the ball, without even touching it

Ackshun · Post #439 » by **Ackshun** » Fri Aug 7, 2009 4:50 am

Rasho featuring Drake

ILLuMiNAUGHTY · Post #440 » by **ILLuMiNAUGHTY** » Fri Aug 7, 2009 4:58 am

416hustla wrote:It honour of this never ending thread:

Rasho can has sung the song that never ends, and finished it. Twice.

Rasho shakes his head at repeated ideas.