Community Thread IX

[DoctaJ]

Lol! I haven't heard either of those before.

Oh, and I saw Funny People.. I, personally, thought it was really good. Have yet to see District 9, but I've heard great things.

[kno]

Whoa.

I didn't know you were that into homosexual porno.

Im not. Reason I know is because I was reading up on the latest interrogation techniques.

Apparently you have a 100% success rate. Good job.

I don't know why you would assume I'd be apart of such a thing.

Sorry bud, but the scene where you start rappin, and then abruptly stop and complain about people tryna steal your rhymes gave you away.

[CowsMoo]

AHHH I got a speeding ticket tonight. 49 on 35. =[

Being a college student, this will hurt. But at least there's online traffic school to escape the wrath of insurance/dmv...

[Sofa King]

AHHH I got a speeding ticket tonight. 49 on 35. =[

Being a college student, this will hurt. But at least there's online traffic school to escape the wrath of insurance/dmv...

FYI for next time...

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

CowsMoo: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

CowsMoo: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

CowsMoo: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

CowsMoo: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

CowsMoo: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached CowsMoo to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

CowsMoo: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

CowsMoo: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

CowsMoo: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

CowsMoo: No problem.

trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

CowsMoo: Yeah, I'll bet the nutcase told you I was speeding, too.

[Slava]

[Sofa King]

[Danny Darko]

Sofa King's on a role.

I drove the 66' vette yesterday.... soooo fricking fast it's unbelievable. I'd get tickets if I drove it all the time.... also my mom put an 8 thousand dollar scratch in it moving crap in the garage.... I told her we'd be throwing everything in the garage besides the corvette away.

[Dexmor]

have to admire the passion for the humor.

[DoctaJ]

Haha, SK has got it rolling!

DD, Those are beastly, man. My friend has a '69 that he's fixing up now. Beauty.

[Slava]

[Danny Darko]

Haha, SK has got it rolling!

DD, Those are beastly, man. My friend has a '69 that he's fixing up now. Beauty.

This one is mint... other than the damn scratch.

It's this model:



with this color:

[CowsMoo]

You guys are ballas.

I have a crap 96 Maxima. Thank god it's V6. Or maybe that's a bad idea considering the ticket I got last night =[

[Danny Darko]

my main vehicle is a 96 GMC Sierra. I don't own the vette outright at the moment, but it's my pop's and he can't drive right now, so it's up to me to keep it running smoothly.

I thought maximas were loved by their owners and full of gadgetry

[Sofa King]

Sweeet ride DD. Definitely a classic. Yeah, you'll have to keep that baby running. I learn not to leave a car as is for 3 months, because after that the oil is no good and needs a change.

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Here's a story I just read. Not my story, but bike forum member goes to Jack in the Box this morning. Crenshaw and Washington for those in LA. Big black guy approaches member to sell his "movies" in a bag. Member tells him to f*** off and the guy moves on to next table. Next table is occupied by 3 big, black lesbians. In disgust, one woman shoves man, picks up a chair and swings. Video vendor man blocks blow, pulls her shirt over her head and pummels lady with the chair that was formally used against him.

Member continues to eat and watch show.

Wrestling match continues outside and pigs eventually show up. Member finishes his meal and takes a photo on way out. Point of the story? Never get in the way of a lesbian eating at Jack in the Box.

Just another day in this rotten city.

[kno]

Im currently working on my ride. Been sanding it off for the past 3 days or so. Getting it ready for a new paint job. Primer will come in tomorrow most likely.

Had the ride for quite some time now. Still runs perfectly.

Had it since I was 9. Wanna get it all ready before I take it back to SB.

WHat is it, you might ask?

A 20" Huffy BMX.

Runs like a beast.

edit: DD, that color is sooo fkn ridiculous. Beautiful man.

[CowsMoo]

LOL huffy BMX.

No gadgets in mine. But the engine spoils me since it's my first car. My driving instructor also spoiled me by making me push 80-90 on my first drive on the freeway. He kept saying more, accelerate, gas, more.

[DoctaJ]

Haha, SK has got it rolling!

DD, Those are beastly, man. My friend has a '69 that he's fixing up now. Beauty.

This one is mint... other than the damn scratch.

It's this model:



with this color:

Absolutely gorgeous.

[Danny Darko]

the color is Mosport green and it's rare... it adds over 10 grand to the car. When I was a kid I was all over my dad for getting anything other than red or black, but now I wouldn't trade it for any color. I'm pretty pissed about the scratch, though. It's gonna be a hard color to fixed.

holllly crap. I just found this one online... but it has two big things that lower it's price compared to mine: 1- it's a convertible(yes the fastback is more valued) 2- mine has the wicked side pipes like this one below. $133,000???? Wonder what mine is actually worth. Probably bad economy screws that up though.

http://www.vicarimotorsports.com/1966%20Chevrolet%20Corvette%20Stingray.jpg

I accidentally started to drop the vette into reverse yesterday and it make that sickening grinding sound.... no wonder pops almost cried.

[Danny Darko]

hey Kno... when do you go back to school? I want to check out the changes they made to El Colegio rd and grab a bite in Isla Vista sometime in the next few months.

[TonyMontana]

The Perfect Husband - Tony Montana

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Good one brah............ You know whats funny is that I actually did that with a friend of mines buddy, I met him a couple of times.
We went out to dennys after we went clubbing, and he left his phone and his keys on the table, so when it rang as he was walking away he told my buddy to pick it up the phone, so my buddy looks at the phone and he didnt want to answer it since it was his buddies girl and they never got along with each other, so guess what I was volunteered to pickup the phones, so Im a team player and so I did, well the minute I picked up the phone all I said was hello........... and this girl started mouning and grouing and she started talking dirty to me thinking that its her boyfriend, so I look at my friend and he asked me "whats going" on and I handed him the phone............. So he took the phone and put it on speaker and all you can hear is the girl mouning and talking dirty...... and my boy kept saying "Ohhhh ya" "go on honey" and she went to town............. so then my buddies friend comes back from the bathroom while were all laughing our asses off and his girls still on the phone going to town and screaming and when he realizes that its his girl since she likes to do that a lot....... He was pissed and then he clamed down since the entire Dennys was laughing at him and what just happened........ It was funny as hell...... I mean even girls walked by him and asked him "What are you doing sitting here".