2009 Cathouse Draft- DRAFT FINISHED!!

Post #81 » by **fatlever** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:05 am

i would defintely agree that portman is the girl next door type. i dont think the girl next door cant be super hot, its just that she cant be overtly sexy, or trashy, or scary or look like a porn star. she needs to be that girl you could take to your family dinner.

that being said, portman is super cute, not really super hot. i think she is girl next door.

scarlet just screams curvy to me.

Post #82 » by **Paydro70** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:12 am

I think Portman is one of the most obvious choices for "skinny." Like I said in the beginning, "girl next door" is really not supposed to be someone as conventionally attractive as Portman is... hence why I listed Jenna Fischer from The Office.

Johansson has a very wholesome look about her, but I really think both our picks should move.

Not that it really matters, I think we'll be having fun regardless of where anyone ends up.

SWedd523 · Post #83 » by **SWedd523** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:15 am

When I looked for a girl next door I considered more than just her looks. Generally the girl next door is innocent and doesn't cause trouble. If Portman and ScarJo don't have baggage then they can certainly stay.

Post #84 » by **fatlever** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:25 am

looks like i'll be picking in the morning. see yall around 10am.

Fred Williamson · Post #85 » by **Fred Williamson** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:06 am

my "girl next door":

Minka Kelly

The Bird · Post #86 » by **The Bird** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:44 am

Im sure most have seen it but Portman for "Girl Next Door" really?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8e6-IeQ0aw

Fred Williamson · Post #87 » by **Fred Williamson** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:05 am

The Bird wrote:Im sure most have seen it but Portman for "Girl Next Door" really?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8e6-IeQ0aw

You are not a Bobcats fans, so please:

thewholefnshow · Post #88 » by **thewholefnshow** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:25 am

The Bird wrote:Im sure most have seen it but Portman for "Girl Next Door" really?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8e6-IeQ0aw

I will say, that after 'yeah, no way she was lasting' my very next thought was 'I don't sleep motherfukkah off that yak and that bourbon...'

WE LOVE YOU NATALIE (I WANNA BUCK YOU TOO!)

Post #89 » by **fatlever** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:56 pm

thats funny stuff bird. i had forgot about that clip. classic stuff.

Post #90 » by **fatlever** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:05 pm

for my next pic i select the ultimate tech/geek babe to go in the nerd category. ok, she doesnt wear glasses all the time, but she talks about computers and video games all day long. she dresses up in costumes for star wars conventions. yeah, she is the queen of the geeks and my #1 babe.

OLIVIA MUNN from G4TVs "Attack of the Show"

here she is dressed as Slave Princess Leia

but if you really need a librarian pic of her....

thewholefnshow · Post #91 » by **thewholefnshow** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:25 pm

Oh dear....that librarian pick.....ooooohhhhhhh dear.

SWedd523 · Post #92 » by **SWedd523** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:35 pm

I was actually going to go with Munn but didn't think she was nerdy enough. But hey! I'm not complaining

She's definitely a fine piece of tail

thewholefnshow · Post #93 » by **thewholefnshow** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:50 pm

As I told Paydro...if I managed to get this pick here, for all intents and purposes, my team can retire. She is my favorite woman in the world, without a question in my mind...the prototypical "Curvy"...

Miss Christina Hendricks.

**** YEAH RED! (also, there are several pictures better than these on the following site, but I can't figure out how to get tumblr to cooperate with img tags) so here ya go: http://fu*ckyeahchristinahendricks.tumblr.com (only remove the asterisk...stupid real gm censors)

they start really picking up around page 8 or so, but honestly the whole thing makes me glad i am alive.

Post #94 » by **Walt Cronkite** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:56 pm

Olivia Munn, more like Olivia Yumm.

Hendricks isn't unattractive obviously, but I don't have any affinity for her. Just not my style (Butt chin ruins everything).

thewholefnshow · Post #95 » by **thewholefnshow** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:58 pm

If I were to ever meet her, that is what I would go with in order to lower her self-esteem and thus earn her affection...

'yeah, it is so rare to see a curvy woman make it...particularly with a butt chin! you should be really proud'

Post #96 » by **BigSlam** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:23 pm

In that last pic she looks a little dude'ish..................but with huge fun bags.

Post #97 » by **Paydro70** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:40 pm

If this were a category-by-category judged draft, Olivia Munn would have been a MANDATORY first rounder for nerdy hot.

Glad to see someone else posted up that Portman rap, my favorite part is either the "def posse" composed of supermodels or when she cracks the bottle over her own head.

Show: I always thought it was "yak and that durban," as in durban poison? Doesn't really matter I guess.

Battery · Post #98 » by **Battery** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:19 pm

Miss Christina Hendricks :nonono:

totally killed the thread with that pick. Bad hair and a bad boob job, plus she's whiter than a ghost. Yuck.

thewholefnshow · Post #99 » by **thewholefnshow** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:27 pm

You people are insannnnnnnnne--although, ginger + pale + big is admittedly contentious (not to mention butt chin, but again that is important so that i can make her self conscious).

"I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING **** CRAZY PILLS"
/mugatu

thewholefnshow · Post #100 » by **thewholefnshow** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:28 pm

oh ALSO--her boobs are completely real, jerk!