2009 Cathouse Draft- DRAFT FINISHED!!

[SWedd523]

Alicia Keys is the hottest and best singer out now

[fatlever]

big love... nice. last season was awesome. that episode where they traveled across the country was classic.

[WaydownSouth]

WE HAVE CAMEL TOE GIDDY UP.............


Awesome job Walt......

[Fred Williamson]

For the "Anti Girl Next Door", I go with Cristina Scabbia, lead singer of the Heavy Metal band Lacuna Coil

[thewholefnshow]

Fatal.

Absolutely fatal. And I can't even speak rationally about the glasses...

Fatal. You crazy for this one walt

[chabber]

When I missed out on this game I immediately made a list of all of the girls I would choose for each category and figured I'd post pictures of them when you were all done picking. Surprisingly, Walt you are the first one to take a girl from my list and of course it was Miss Wyrwal which I least expected to go first because of her relative obscurity. Anyway, she's so hot I had to add more pics.

[fatlever]

for my "amazon woman" i select 6-foot tall tennis babe ana ivanovic. the only reason i ever watch tennis these days.

[Walt Cronkite]

Nice pick Fats. My drafters remorse over Uma continues. First, Slam took Macpherson, who qualified for Amz cat, now you slot in Ivanovic. Ugh.

Thanks Waydown and Show. She's a lovely girl, I thought I was getting the Mugatu treatment until reading those comments. I'm sure someone appreciates my work! I'm just trying to look out, keep folks educated on my research findings. It's all in the name of science.

Chabber- I don't know what it is, but we pretty much agree on everything and have a lot of similar interests. Long lost bros! She changes up her look and still looks incredible. Seems like a fun girl on top of it all.

Anyway, more proof of hot to hold everyone over until Show's pick:


making overalls look good


Accessorizing with a celly


I made her lol


Best. Xmas gift. Ever.

[thewholefnshow]

I want a nice jewish girl for my girl next door, and natalie portman is gone (also she cheated at harvard, and smoked weed every day so i don't think mom would like her)....so

Rashida Jones






also, i think she falls into the category of ladies who look better 'in motion' than in still shots, if that makes any sense--because a large part of her charm is that she does adorable expressions (there are lots like that, in fact, and i think that this sort of category is where you'll find most of them). if you remember her from 'the office' <GO TEAM KAREN> you can recall what i'm speaking.

[Walt Cronkite]

I love her! It's common knowledge that she's Quincy Jones's daughter, right?

Show- did you know Stoya is a local? Wilmington born!

[chabber]

Nice pick show. I loved her in "I love you man". I'd never seen her before but thought she was adorable in it and can see what you mean about her expressions.

Chabber- I don't know what it is, but we pretty much agree on everything and have a lot of similar interests. Long lost bros!

Most definitely, it does seem that way sometimes doesn't it? If you didn't live so far away I'd ask you out on a man date. (reference to the movie I mentioned above if no one else gets it) Actually we should play a game of 2k again sometime. Not to drag this off topic but did you download NBA2K Draft Combine? Answer in the off-topic thread if you like.

[SWedd523]

Why don't we go ahead and fill the skinny category with one of my favorite Bond Girls of all time:















I had this little writeup in my mind, but those words aren't enough to encompass everything this beauty brings to the table. Ukrainian Olga Kurylenko is perhaps best known as Camille Montes in Quantum of Solace and Nika Boronina in Hitman, if you didn't recognize her.

I encourage you to Google her for some better (less RGM appropriate) pictures.

[chabber]

And there went another from my list. Nice pick swedd

[Paydro70]

Well, I think Brook Burke opens the door to an equally inappropriate "Girl Next Door." She's my personal favorite VS model and seems very charming, though perhaps it's just the great accent:
MIRANDA KERR


See, showing a headshot, while she's wearing clothes, shows how classy I am


Oh yeah, and she plays Twister.

[Paydro70]

OK one more in her natural element, she is a VS model after all:

[Paydro70]

OK, second pick, filling the "Exotic" category, the model-turned-actress from Slumdog Millionaire and another key link in my attempt at racial diversity,
FREIDA PINTO


At the Oscars:


JAI HO

[SWedd523]

The 6ft+ Category has probably been the toughest one to fill. Luckily, my Amazon Goddess has fallen this far and I can't afford to pass her up for another round. I present the former Miss California 2009 and Miss America Runner Up 2009, Carrie Prejean:












and one of the many that got her in trouble:

[Walt Cronkite]

wiki and chicki list her as a mere 5'11.

[SWedd523]

She is listed as being 5 foot 11 inches tall. She is actually 6 foot 2 inches tall.

- http://www.thespoof.com/magazine/index.cfm?eID=4329



Since we didn't establish a site that would be used as the standard for height checks, hard to say which one to go with. Loophole!

[Walt Cronkite]

Those are obvious jokes...

I guess no one cares though.