2009 Cathouse Draft- DRAFT FINISHED!!

SWedd523 · Post #281 » by **SWedd523** » Tue Sep 8, 2009 1:39 am

BigSlam wrote:Power to you for the Aussie props too (who ever the snot she is!!!!)

I don't care who she is. She's sexy as hell

Post #282 » by **fatlever** » Tue Sep 8, 2009 2:41 am

sarah silverman? really? if you say so....

Post #283 » by **BigSlam** » Tue Sep 8, 2009 3:15 am

fatlever wrote:sarah silverman? really? if you say so....

You don't see the sexiness in a funny chick with a good rig and a cute face??

You could bang her, and then she could write a 15 min spot about it.

Gold.

thewholefnshow · Post #284 » by **thewholefnshow** » Tue Sep 8, 2009 4:13 am

I actually think SS is one of the most overrated comics alive (yeah, we get it, you're cute and say foul things) BUT that being said.......

jewey with big tatters is kinda a thing of mine, thus i would smash severely. also, that aussie has vaguely slanty eyes, which is another pro. two solid picks.

WaydownSouth · Post #285 » by **WaydownSouth** » Tue Sep 8, 2009 6:41 am

Hurry up and wrap this up so I can hit you all with some Aussie talent......

doc.end · Post #286 » by **doc.end** » Tue Sep 8, 2009 12:21 pm

BigSlam wrote:
fatlever wrote:sarah silverman? really? if you say so....

You don't see the sexiness in a funny chick with a good rig and a cute face??

You could bang her, and then she could write a 15 min spot about it.

Gold.

Thera is a lot of better standuppers. And a lot of mroe beautiful beauties.

Post #287 » by **Walt Cronkite** » Tue Sep 8, 2009 3:11 pm

I didn't want my anti-girl next door to be a slutty pornstar or some stretch of the category (ie, "she kills vamps and stuff"). Silverman is a happy medium.

thruthefire · Post #288 » by **thruthefire** » Tue Sep 8, 2009 5:04 pm

I'll take Candace Parker for my over 6 feet category.

thewholefnshow · Post #289 » by **thewholefnshow** » Tue Sep 8, 2009 11:02 pm

Last pick, Athletic...I am leaving Jessica Biel crying in the Green Room with her fake nose and selecting...

brit cyclist Victoria Pendleton

...sidenote: trying to find an 'athletic' broad reveals what i suspected...allison stokke has the game on lock like a Brinks truck

Post #290 » by **BigSlam** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 12:02 am

Sorry guy's, got smashed at work today and didn't get a chance to post:

My Stick Figure award goes to:

Evangeline Lilly

Post #291 » by **Walt Cronkite** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 1:09 am

Nice pick Slam! She is REALLY hot!!

Show, not so much. She looks well busted, especially in the first two picks.

thewholefnshow · Post #292 » by **thewholefnshow** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 2:54 am

I think she is cute, but I have no defense--only pick left on the board for me was bia and branca feres and they hold no appeal for me.

Post #293 » by **Walt Cronkite** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 3:06 am

^Twins+HOTT=much more win

SWedd523 · Post #294 » by **SWedd523** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 3:27 am

Evangeline is definitely sexayyyyyyyy. She was my first choice for skinny but couldn't seem to find any flattering pictures. Luckily you did!

SWedd523 · Post #295 » by **SWedd523** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 3:29 am

Wallace and Fats are going for different cats. Mind if I go ahead and make my choice?

Post #296 » by **Walt Cronkite** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 3:40 am

Go for it.

SWedd523 · Post #297 » by **SWedd523** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 4:21 am

Without further ado, I'll fill my age group selection. Panettiere is off the board, as are Hudgens, Watson, Rosman, and the Twins. Luckily, this hot-tay has made it this far. Her appeal is not that she's beautiful and cute all at the same time (which she is), but also that she's goofy, and an all-round good girl that my momma would love.

I present the real Disney Idol, miss Selena Gomez:

Looking better than Hudgens:

And looking better than Cyrus:

More:

SWedd523 · Post #298 » by **SWedd523** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 4:22 am

I realize she isn't most of y'all's cup-o-tea because she's only seventeen and that would make you pedophiles. HOWEVA! I am only 18 so it's more than fine for me to be in love with her

Post #299 » by **Paydro70** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 5:45 am

She doesn't look better than Hudgens. But she's a fine pick.

For my final choice, I select the one, the only:
FERGIE!

Well, I held up my end of the bargain at least, Show.

Fine, a serious pick. My top choice, that I had been sitting on, was actually taken from me, because Chickipedia apparently corrected where it wrongly categorized a girl as 6' who was not. Then I was going to take Parker. Now I have to break my rule for the draft of only taking people I actually know, and go with Miss Canada (Born in Bulgaria? Whatever):
ALICE PANIKIAN
Pre-pageant headshot:

Eveningwear

Swimsuit

SWedd523 · Post #300 » by **SWedd523** » Wed Sep 9, 2009 5:55 am

Paydro70 wrote:She doesn't look better than Hudgens. But she's a fine pick.

Generally, you're right. But she's not a dirty little slutpuppy. I wouldn't want my girl to be THAT easy. I like a challenge :wink: