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OT: Interesting predicament (update on page 17)
I haven't posted a dating situation on here in awhile, but I think I have one that might be too good not to post. Just a week or two ago, I randomly Facebook friended a former movie star, current cougar, not really thinking she'd accept my friend request, since she only has like 200 friends. I'm going to avoid saying who she is to protect her identity and to be respectful. I don't want a bunch of you trying to FB friend her and whatnot. She starred in a very famous movie in the 80's and never had another huge hit but has been in a ton of TV shows and stuff like that. She was also married to a pro athlete, but divorced years ago. She's 44 years old now and still looks pretty good. She used to be smoking hot, and I mean smoking. I googled her, and it said that she just sold an estate in Los Angeles for like 3 or 4 million bucks.
Anyways, she accepted my friend request, and I IM'd her the other day and she actually wrote back. Well, it was more like she sent one or two one-word replies, and that was it. I wrote her another night, though, just a few days ago and we carried on an IM conversation for awhile. She started challenging me and then asked some crazy questions, like how big my cock was and stuff like that, LOL. Then she started having internet problems and asked for my number. I gave it to her and she called right away. We talked for like 45 minutes. She was drunk and pretty belligerent the whole time, randomly saying things like "go" to put me on the spot to say something. She seemed like kind of a mess, but I was just in shock that I was really talking to this famous woman. And I know it was really her because of the way her profile is and the comments on there, and because she talked all about her childhood and her life, and I looked it up and it was all accurate.
So this woman lives in Los Angeles and I'm in San Diego right now for work. When I talked to her the other day, I asked her if she wanted to meet up when I was here. She said that she didn't meet strangers because she needs to be careful about stalkers and stuff. But then at the end of our conversation, she said that I should give her a call when I get to Cali and she'd let me know.
So anyways, I get in to San Diego yesterday and texted her to say I was here. First she asked who I was. When I told her, she was like, "Oh, the Facebook guy. Yeah, let's meet up for coffee when you're free." And we texted back and forth like 20 times about random stuff. So basically she wants to get together and is like two hours away from me.
I am sort of hanging out with someone else here in SD but it's not serious and I don't know how that's going to go, and am debating whether or not to see this cougar woman. There is stuff about her that's a major turnoff for me. First she's a smoker, and I have a pretty strict rule about not dating smokers. She also has a bunch of dogs, and I'm highly allergic. She's also about 6 feet tall and is considerably taller than me, and I don't think she knows it, LOL. Could be funny.
Anyways, I felt like I had to tell someone this because it's pretty crazy. I will let you know what happens, if I decide to drive to LA and see her.
Anyways, she accepted my friend request, and I IM'd her the other day and she actually wrote back. Well, it was more like she sent one or two one-word replies, and that was it. I wrote her another night, though, just a few days ago and we carried on an IM conversation for awhile. She started challenging me and then asked some crazy questions, like how big my cock was and stuff like that, LOL. Then she started having internet problems and asked for my number. I gave it to her and she called right away. We talked for like 45 minutes. She was drunk and pretty belligerent the whole time, randomly saying things like "go" to put me on the spot to say something. She seemed like kind of a mess, but I was just in shock that I was really talking to this famous woman. And I know it was really her because of the way her profile is and the comments on there, and because she talked all about her childhood and her life, and I looked it up and it was all accurate.
So this woman lives in Los Angeles and I'm in San Diego right now for work. When I talked to her the other day, I asked her if she wanted to meet up when I was here. She said that she didn't meet strangers because she needs to be careful about stalkers and stuff. But then at the end of our conversation, she said that I should give her a call when I get to Cali and she'd let me know.
So anyways, I get in to San Diego yesterday and texted her to say I was here. First she asked who I was. When I told her, she was like, "Oh, the Facebook guy. Yeah, let's meet up for coffee when you're free." And we texted back and forth like 20 times about random stuff. So basically she wants to get together and is like two hours away from me.
I am sort of hanging out with someone else here in SD but it's not serious and I don't know how that's going to go, and am debating whether or not to see this cougar woman. There is stuff about her that's a major turnoff for me. First she's a smoker, and I have a pretty strict rule about not dating smokers. She also has a bunch of dogs, and I'm highly allergic. She's also about 6 feet tall and is considerably taller than me, and I don't think she knows it, LOL. Could be funny.
Anyways, I felt like I had to tell someone this because it's pretty crazy. I will let you know what happens, if I decide to drive to LA and see her.
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don't do it bro.don't do it.don't kamikaze your penis.
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IDK man. This sounds like it could be SOME fun. It also sound like it could be A LOT of trouble.

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Bring back the physical game and send the softies home.
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What famous 80's movie was she in though?
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LMAO!!! Bill!!
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By The way Bill, I think I know who it is 

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hopefully its not a guy....how do you knw for sure its the person you think it is?
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Brooke Shields
Age: 44
Height: 6'0
Once married to Andre Agassi
I'm starting to think it isn't her though, since she's married and she never starred in a famous 1980's movie.
Age: 44
Height: 6'0
Once married to Andre Agassi
I'm starting to think it isn't her though, since she's married and she never starred in a famous 1980's movie.
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Nah, it's not Brooke, come on, who would hesitate to bone her?
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NyKnicks1714 wrote:Brooke Shields
Age: 44
Height: 6'0
Once married to Andre Agassi
I'm starting to think it isn't her though, since she's married and she never starred in a famous 1980's movie.
hmmm, great guess but I dont think it would be Shields
And what are you saying about Blue Lagoon????????????
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Hummm..
Brooke Shields:
The Blue Lagoon (1980) .... Emmeline
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Brooke Shields
# Has smoked "in real life" (IRL) = Yes
# Quit = Probably has
# Profession = actress
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Man, if it's her, you have to go for it. If it's Brigitte Nielsen (more likely, since she also smokes, and seems more like the type, RUN!!!)
Brigitte Nielsen height: 6 ft 0 in (183 cm).
Although I wouldn't call these "hit movies"
# Murder on the Moon (1989) (TV) .... Maggie Bartok
... aka Murder by Moonlight (USA)
... aka Murder in Space (USA)
# Domino (1988) .... Domino
# Bye Bye Baby (1988) .... Lisa
# Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) .... Karla Fry
# Cobra (1986) .... Ingrid
# Rocky IV (1985) .... Ludmilla Vobet Drago
# Red Sonja (1985) .... Red Sonja
Come back Bill, give us more info!!!!
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Brooke Shields:
The Blue Lagoon (1980) .... Emmeline
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Brooke Shields
# Has smoked "in real life" (IRL) = Yes
# Quit = Probably has
# Profession = actress
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Man, if it's her, you have to go for it. If it's Brigitte Nielsen (more likely, since she also smokes, and seems more like the type, RUN!!!)
Brigitte Nielsen height: 6 ft 0 in (183 cm).
Although I wouldn't call these "hit movies"
# Murder on the Moon (1989) (TV) .... Maggie Bartok
... aka Murder by Moonlight (USA)
... aka Murder in Space (USA)
# Domino (1988) .... Domino
# Bye Bye Baby (1988) .... Lisa
# Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) .... Karla Fry
# Cobra (1986) .... Ingrid
# Rocky IV (1985) .... Ludmilla Vobet Drago
# Red Sonja (1985) .... Red Sonja
Come back Bill, give us more info!!!!
Man, I love this forum.
(and yes, I am that bored, it's the offseason)
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Hey Bill. Her birthday is this week.
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Do it bill! This has potential to be one of the greatest threads ever... lets see what happens though... I say potential like eddy curry potential... never delivers = /
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Paeds wrote:NyKnicks1714 wrote:Brooke Shields
Age: 44
Height: 6'0
Once married to Andre Agassi
I'm starting to think it isn't her though, since she's married and she never starred in a famous 1980's movie.
hmmm, great guess but I dont think it would be Shields
And what are you saying about Blue Lagoon????????????
Ahh, missed that, so the only thing preventing it from being Brooke is her marriage.
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Ahh, missed that, so the only thing preventing it from being Brooke is her marriage.
I now have 2 other actresses that could fit his description but I dont think they are the ones now
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NyKnicks1714 wrote:Brooke Shields
Age: 44
Height: 6'0
Once married to Andre Agassi
I'm starting to think it isn't her though, since she's mar
ried and she never starred in a famous 1980's movie.
No, way too tall, and a little too heavy.
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What is Teria Hatcher?
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Come on guys. It's obviously Bridget Nelson. Married to Mark Gatineau, very tall, 44 years old and batsh*t crazy.
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