Offical Rasho Facts Thread

Bankai · Post #521 » by **Bankai** » Thu Oct 8, 2009 3:34 pm

Everytime Rasho dribbles the ball, it counts as an Assist. He once had 99 Assists in a game.

JamesNaismith · Post #522 » by **JamesNaismith** » Thu Oct 8, 2009 3:42 pm

Rasho uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

The chief export of Rasho is NBA.

When Rasho sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to NBA. Rasho has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Rasho can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Rasho is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

If you spell Rasho in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Rasho is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Rasho.

Rasho once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Rasho CAN believe it's not butter.

Rasho always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Rasho grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Rasho ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Rasho played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

JamesNaismith · Post #523 » by **JamesNaismith** » Thu Oct 8, 2009 4:08 pm

Rasho doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Rasho can slam a revolving door.

Rasho is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Rasho recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rasho.

Rasho wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Rasho CAN judge a book by its cover.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Rasho.

JamesNaismith · Post #524 » by **JamesNaismith** » Thu Oct 8, 2009 4:30 pm

To motivate himself before a game Rasho says "Let's NBA", all other players say "Let's Rasho"

raptorsfan1995 · Post #525 » by **raptorsfan1995** » Fri Oct 9, 2009 3:42 pm

Rasho really doesnt like basketball, he plays ball just to show humans how to NBA!

Post #526 » by **theSkinny** » Fri Oct 9, 2009 3:54 pm

When Rasho blinks, he doesnt miss it.

raptorsfan1995 · Post #527 » by **raptorsfan1995** » Fri Oct 9, 2009 4:12 pm

Rasho doesnt dunk because when he lands there will be an earthquake.

K1NG · Post #528 » by **K1NG** » Fri Oct 9, 2009 5:03 pm

Choker wrote:Rasho built the hospital he was born in.

Correction: Rasho built the manger he was born in.

K1NG · Post #529 » by **K1NG** » Fri Oct 9, 2009 5:07 pm

JamesNaismith wrote:Rasho uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

The chief export of Rasho is NBA.

When Rasho sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to NBA. Rasho has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Rasho can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Rasho is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

If you spell Rasho in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Rasho is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Rasho.

Rasho once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Rasho CAN believe it's not butter.

Rasho always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Rasho grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Rasho ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Rasho played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Yeah... we've heard the Chuck Norris ones already. :nonono:

raptorsfan1995 · Post #530 » by **raptorsfan1995** » Fri Oct 9, 2009 5:32 pm

Rasho is the only man that can check-mate with the king

Kevin Willis · Post #531 » by **Kevin Willis** » Fri Oct 9, 2009 5:37 pm

Rasho has big balls.

Hypz · Post #532 » by **Hypz** » Fri Oct 9, 2009 5:38 pm

The last time Rasho hit the casinos he caused a global recession.

Raps in 4 · Post #533 » by **Raps in 4** » Fri Oct 9, 2009 5:42 pm

Hypz wrote:The last time Rasho hit the casinos he caused a global recession.

Awesome.

sumsimdimgun · Post #534 » by **sumsimdimgun** » Fri Oct 9, 2009 5:43 pm

when rasho misses a layup it's a blessing in disguise

when rasho misses a layup it's because that was his intention

raptorsfan1995 · Post #535 » by **raptorsfan1995** » Fri Oct 9, 2009 5:51 pm

Rasho is the only man that can have a never ending thread.

Ackshun · Post #536 » by **Ackshun** » Fri Oct 9, 2009 8:52 pm

when my house security system goes off, it calls Rasho's cell phone.

SDM · Post #537 » by **SDM** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:22 pm

Rasho can open those really tough plastic cases that new electronics come in without the help of a cutting instrument.

redeye514 · Post #538 » by **redeye514** » Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:30 pm

Rasho teach's Dave Hopla how to shoot.

SDM · Post #539 » by **SDM** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:08 pm

Rasho ate everything featured on thisiswhyyourefat.com in one sitting and lost weight.

PerfectJab · Post #540 » by **PerfectJab** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:45 pm

Rasho's hair automatically falls out when he needs it cut.