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Chicago Bears (3-2)
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Cincinnati Bengals (4-2)
Location, Location, Location
Paul Brown Stadium; Cincinnati, OH (with a lovely view of...Kentucky...)
What Else Do You Need To Know To Rightfully Enjoy Bears Football?
TV: FOX (look at the robot! That means we're innovative and technically better than everyone!)
Radio: WBBM 780 (hanging on to that last shred of relevancy)
Bears Offensive Line
Bengals Offensive Line
WEFFPIM's Tidbits - Bears Edition
-So, a few of you know my schtick by now (a lot of you hate it. Whoops). I find flaws in many things and make fun of them. Over/under of balloon boy references in this section is 3. This previous one counts.
-I wonder what made Jerry Angelo choose Frank Omiyale instead of, oh I don't know, a jar of perserves. Was it sex? Cause that's all I can think of.
-Jay Cutler got himself a nice little extension this past week, and he didn't even need to use Extenze.
-So which is it? Is this line making Forte bad or is Forte bad? Or a combo of both? Because I'm hesitating to make comparison to Rashaan Salaam, but good ole' #22 ain't helping.
-Rejoice, Bears fans! We get to see Cedric Benson perform at a level we all thought he could perform at before he found out he hated the media and went all drunken school girl on a boat. Frankly I'm stunned he didn't have his own version of the Viking Loveboat by now.
-We also get to see our gun buddy Tank Johnson. Let's be honest, if you would have told me that Tank Johnson would be wearing orange stripes by now I would have assumed he'd be in Joliet.
-Chad Johnson has said some stuff that I haven't paid much attention to in preparation for this game. And please don't tell me, I haven't paid any attention to it for a reason.
-Truly I forget the existence of the city of Cincinnati from time to time. Not to the level that I forget about the Rams, but occasionally I forget the city of Ohio has three large cities within its borders.
-Hey, the Bengals are shockingly good. Just one hideous knee injury away from being completely irrelevant again, so let's see how this story unfolds.
That's all I got. Only that one balloon boy mention, so your attention-whoring attempt didn't work, you psychotic excuse for a father!
Good Luck, Jay...and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.
Bear Down.
That's the same month he had knee surgery and hamstring issues. Money well spent. Just awesome foresight. His next bouns is due by 6/1/2010 ($2.5M). No waaaaay he gets that. Fool me once......(3.64x2.33).17205.jpg)
