John Kruk: Pirates will pass Brewers by end of May

LUKE23 · Post #1 » by **LUKE23** » Wed May 2, 2007 3:52 am

Pass the chronic this way Johnny. I think all the pine tar you keep putting in your hair is seeping into your gray matter.

http://www.last.fm/user/DPF55 · Post #2 » by **Buck You** » Wed May 2, 2007 3:55 am

skitch815 · Post #3 » by **skitch815** » Wed May 2, 2007 3:58 am

LUKE23 wrote:Pass the chronic this way Johnny. I think all the pine tar you keep putting in your hair is seeping into your gray matter.

It says something about his ability as an analyst that every time he is on the screen all I can think about is wtf has he done with his hair?

Ayt · Post #4 » by **Ayt** » Wed May 2, 2007 4:03 am

Terrible prediction. I wonder what his justification was?

Quick fact: the Pirates have scored the third fewest runs in all of baseball.

Another fun fact: as of tonight, the Brewers have the best record in baseball.

Captain Erv · Post #5 » by **Captain Erv** » Wed May 2, 2007 5:02 am

I mean, yeah, it is early, but what have we done to prove that isn't how we are going to perform this year. In fact, I don't even think we are playing are best ball yet. I am just completely dumbfounded on such a prediction.

I mean....jesus.... :nonono:

shortstrokes · Post #6 » by **shortstrokes** » Wed May 2, 2007 5:26 am

Kruky says that since he did Nutrisystem, his wife doesn't think that he is as disgusting as he used to be. Apparently she hasn't seen his hair. He must walk around the house with a grocery bag on his melon to cover his disgusting do. What a douche.

The 4 against the bucs this weekend should be a pretty good indicator how full of s**t he is.

WEFFPIM · Post #7 » by **WEFFPIM** » Wed May 2, 2007 5:33 am

While I think the Pirates will surprise people, what backing did he have with this statement?

Also, he is fat.

trwi7 · Post #8 » by **trwi7** » Wed May 2, 2007 6:37 am

Also Fernando Vina said the Brewers are his "sell high" team. Damn you Fernando, now I have to burn the autograph I got from you!

skitch815 · Post #9 » by **skitch815** » Wed May 2, 2007 6:53 am

trwi7 wrote:Also Fernando Vina said the Brewers are his "sell high" team. Damn you Fernando, now I have to burn the autograph I got from you!

I'm not the name dropping type, but I knew him when he played here through a girl I worked with and I came to one certain conclusion. Fernando spelled backwards is douchebag.

El Duderino · Post #10 » by **El Duderino** » Wed May 2, 2007 7:57 am

Quick fact: the Pirates have scored the third fewest runs in all of baseball.

I do like their young pitching.It likely won't hold up to this degree,but it should keep them competitive.Their offense though as you point out has to many holes,not enough power or guys that will get on base.

Mags FTW · Post #11 » by **Mags FTW** » Wed May 2, 2007 9:24 am

What do you think is higher? Kruk's IQ or his body fat percentage?

Post #12 » by **paulpressey25** » Wed May 2, 2007 12:30 pm

This is great news....when is the last time some national commentator talked smack on the Brewers....it means the team is relevant again....

Post #13 » by **MickeyDavis** » Wed May 2, 2007 1:03 pm

Yeah usually everyone has forgot about us already by this time in the season. Hell we could still going in the toilet and finish with 75 wins. But at least, for now, it's actually fun to be a Brewer fan.

I've watched more Brewer games on TV so far this year than all of last year. I'm going Saturday night and maybe Friday night as well.

fam3381 · Post #14 » by **fam3381** » Wed May 2, 2007 2:03 pm

I'm so weirded out by the standings right now.

Somebody hold me.

Mags FTW · Post #15 » by **Mags FTW** » Wed May 2, 2007 3:01 pm

Perfect timing! Kruk is going to be on 1510's D-List this morning. I hope they bring this up.

WEFFPIM · Post #16 » by **WEFFPIM** » Wed May 2, 2007 4:27 pm

MickeyDavis wrote:I've watched more Brewer games on TV so far this year than all of last year. I'm going Saturday night and maybe Friday night as well.

Those will more than likely sellout, so if you haven't gotten Friday night tickets, I'd suggest making a decision soon about that

Post #17 » by **MickeyDavis** » Wed May 2, 2007 4:31 pm

willeatfire4playoffsinmil wrote:-= original quote snipped =-

Those will more than likely sellout, so if you haven't gotten Friday night tickets, I'd suggest making a decision soon about that

It's Jim Gantner bobblehead night and Jimmy is getting us tickets if we want them. I work with his son-in-law.

WEFFPIM · Post #18 » by **WEFFPIM** » Wed May 2, 2007 4:33 pm

MickeyDavis wrote:It's Jim Gantner bobblehead night and Jimmy is getting us tickets if we want them. I work with his son-in-law.

Part of me hates you, part of me wants you to be my friend

Post #19 » by **Basketball Jesus** » Wed May 2, 2007 6:56 pm

True story: John Kruk has only one testicle. The one the doctors removed contained a suspicious mass. It was later analyzed and determined to be his brain.

WEFFPIM · Post #20 » by **WEFFPIM** » Wed May 2, 2007 7:38 pm

Basketball Jesus wrote:True story: John Kruk has only one testicle. The one the doctors removed contained a suspicious mass. It was later analyzed and determined to be his brain.

You are a God among weaklings