OT: Suns vs Clips game... Clips whole team CRUSHED

Shuttlesworth · Post #1 » by **Shuttlesworth** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 7:48 am

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/f ... r_collapse

LMAO this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long ass time.

MaryvalesFinest · Post #2 » by **MaryvalesFinest** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 7:54 am

Haha at what was it between 15-17 seconds they show Amare standing behind a Clippers player that fell on the floor :lol:

Shuttlesworth · Post #3 » by **Shuttlesworth** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:01 am

"Not one Clippers player was capable enough to make it to the emergency exit. I just want to be clear... All Clippers are Dead."

Then the next screen you see:

SUNS COMPETENT ENOUGH TO LEAVE ARENA AND ESCAPE UNHURT.

lol

BurningHeart · Post #4 » by **BurningHeart** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:22 am

Meh, pretty dumb. I dont think its fun to joke about that type of stuff, as bad as they are.

Post #5 » by **lilfishi22** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:45 pm

"thank God, they all died"

hahahahaha

Purple Palace · Post #6 » by **Purple Palace** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:00 pm

Yea, it's kind of screwed up, but I laughed.

JohnVancouver · Post #7 » by **JohnVancouver** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:08 pm

"At one one point Baron Davis was double teamed but still managed to brick a three as the shot clock wound down, then sulked instead of getting back on defense .."

Actually, I think the masterstroke was "Blake Griffin did not die in the ceiling collapse. He hanged himself in the dressing room before the game."

Brilliant

GoSunsGo · Post #8 » by **GoSunsGo** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:03 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA

oh man good find, thats HILARIOUS. lol.

Shuttlesworth · Post #9 » by **Shuttlesworth** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:09 pm

Okay watched it again. Still very funny even though I am no longer wasted.

This part is so full of win.

Reporter 1: Investigators have credited the collapse to a load bearing girder in the ceiling.

Reporter 2: Yeah, that girder is the true hero tonight.

Jimmy76 · Post #10 » by **Jimmy76** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:21 pm

i love onion sports

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56555