OT: If Lovie were the Captain of the Titanic...

[blumeany]

First Mate: Sir, the ship is sinking, we've deployed all the lifeboats but we may not have enough, we need to figure out what to do with the other passengers.
Captain Lovie: Sure is a nice night, and this is a good ship, this is our ship.
First Mate: Captain, the ship is sinking, and we don't have enough lifeboats to save everyone!
Captain Lovie: Look, the passengers and I are here to enjoy a nice cruise, if you're here to talk about safety procedures, then our conversation is over.
First Mate(to Admiral Jerry): Sir, I think the Captain is sick, he's not making any decisions and the ship is sinking.
Admiral Jerry: Hey look at the shiny steering wheel I traded the old, reliable steering wheel for! It will never steer us wrong!
First Mate(getting into lifeboat): ***holes.

[emperorjones]

Captain Lovie: Well...we got a lot of people working hard to save this ship...but that's what you'd expect from any crew.....really...We expect Tommie to get on deck and do some good things for us...Tilman will be out there....as will Daniel Manning...and of course Zack Bowman....We got a big strong quarterback that can take a hit from an iceberg and keep steering...of course thats not the most ideal situation....crews got to step up....The whole team really....you don't want to die out here...if you can help it....The first quarter of this ship is sunk....second half is sinking....but that's how we look at it...one quarter of a sinking ship at a time.....