if you could punch 10 players in the face...

Post #1 » by **fatlever** » Sat Nov 7, 2009 4:39 am

who would they be?
inspired by the office.... as i was watching the game tonight, i asked my buddy "is it just me or do you want to punch bibby in the face?" which started our conversation about which players we wanted to punch.

who's in your top 10?

mine
- bibby
- wade
- r. jefferson
- fisher
- granger
- lebron
- shaq
- jr smith
- conley
- n. robinson

KeithMoonsLiver · Post #2 » by **KeithMoonsLiver** » Sat Nov 7, 2009 5:21 am

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/teams/cha/roster

e4Nf6 · Post #3 » by **e4Nf6** » Sat Nov 7, 2009 5:50 am

Now THIS is a worthwhile thread, enough arguing about Mek/Chandler, Ray, etc.....

in no particular order... (After Mcinnis of course, who is easily #1)

- Jeff Mcinnis
- Richard Jefferson
- Kobe Bryant
- George Shinn/Clay Bennett
- Stan Van Gundy
- James Posey
- Bruce Bowen
- Dwayne Wade, or maybe just the refs in every game he's ever played in his life.....
- Cuatehmoc Blanco or maybe just the refs in every game he's ever played in his life.....
- Derrick Coleman
- Rasheed Wallace
- Z-Bo
- David Stern

Fred Williamson · Post #4 » by **Fred Williamson** » Sat Nov 7, 2009 10:50 am

- Lebron
- Wade
- Iverson
- Marcus Camby
- Ricky Davis
- Kenyon Martin
- Stephen Jackson
- Chris Paul
- David West
- Boozer

doc.end · Post #5 » by **doc.end** » Sat Nov 7, 2009 11:08 am

Nate Robinson
LeBron
Nate Robinson
Kobe
Nate Robinson
Melo
Nate Robinson
KG, or better whole Celtics starting 5
Nate Robinson
that replacement ref who called security on Larry Brown

I would probably add some players when we play their team, I would punch Ilgauskas wehn we played against Cavs etc.

well and Dicky of course

Post #6 » by **BigSlam** » Sat Nov 7, 2009 2:33 pm

I'd be pretty happy to run my list from 1 thru 10 listing Dicky, but in the interest of not wanting to state the obvious.............

(in no particular order, yet Dicky HAS to be on top................as opposed to from behind - which is his usual preference):

Dicky
Sheed
Nate
McMay
JR Smith
Shaq
Amare
MJ
Who ever decided Ammo over Roy was the way we should go
Who ever decided McMay over Granger was the way we should go

hotrod · Post #7 » by **hotrod** » Sat Nov 7, 2009 2:36 pm

KG
Rondo
Lebron
Kenyon Martin
Zebo
Karl Malone
Stephon Marbury
Iverson
Joke Kim Noah
Dennis Rodman( while wearing his wedding dress and make up)

ccbballin · Post #8 » by **ccbballin** » Sat Nov 7, 2009 3:58 pm

This sounds like a good drinking conversation.

1. JRSmith
2. Bill Laimbeer
3. Shaq - and then run like hell
4. Mike Miller - for wearing that girly headband
5. JR Rider
6. Adam Morrison- for not being the great white hope

chabber · Post #9 » by **chabber** » Sat Nov 7, 2009 4:44 pm

Not very many for me.

Typical RJ response from us Bobcat fans.

KG because he's a punk bitch.
Rondo because he evidently learned from the best.

Post #10 » by **Walt Cronkite** » Sat Nov 7, 2009 6:26 pm

Jefferson-Bobcat pride
LeBron-ugh
May-no explanation needed
Morrison-ditto
Vujacic-double ditto
Hansbrough-for the dog commercial
KG-Bandwagon nomination
George Shinn
Mark Jackson-Momma there goes that man
Clay Bennett-dict Arnold

doc.end · Post #11 » by **doc.end** » Sat Nov 7, 2009 7:19 pm

I thought about Vujacic too. But 1) we always beat them, so no big deal 2) I wanted to have Nate five times there

SWedd523 · Post #12 » by **SWedd523** » Sat Nov 7, 2009 7:27 pm

The players I don't like are in subgroups:

1. Dicky - just cause
2. May - fatso

3. Ammo - whiny bitch
4. KG - see #3
5. Kobe - see #3

6. Derek Fisher - just don't like him
7. Ron Artest - see #6
8. Eddy Curry - see #6

9. Gana Diop - Cancer
10. Radman - see #9

Post #13 » by **Walt Cronkite** » Sun Nov 8, 2009 12:58 am

Strike Hansbrough from my list and add Kobe. Don't know how I forgot him.

BobCatsFoLife · Post #14 » by **BobCatsFoLife** » Sun Nov 8, 2009 2:00 am

Dirk Nowitzki- refused to play game 7 even though he was cleared by doctors

Kobe- total disregrard for "Man Rules" In the words of Shaq "Kobe how my ass taste!"

Eddy Curry- Fat mutha...

Sean May- It hurts me to say it about my Indiana raised ballers but Damn!! Put the burgers DOWN!

Ron Artest- For killing Reggie Millers last chance at a Championship

Derick Fisher- This life size Bobble Head is one of the dirtiest players in the league, but he tries to act like he is such a nice guy.

Kwame Brown- Just plain lazy. Does he even realize he is in the NBA?

Allen Iverson- For excepting a contract with Memphis to come off the bench and then complaining about playing time after the first game. Dude, Seriously? You could have came to Charlotte and got 35 min. per game and 30 shots!

Carmel Anthony- For the sucker punch against the Knicks and then backed all the way to half court like a lil bitch

Nate Robinson- For the longest dunk contest ever. Dude, just shoot a layup like Darrel Armstrong!

doc.end · Post #15 » by **doc.end** » Sun Nov 8, 2009 3:42 am

I would never punch AI (as long as he would stay out of my team). He is so funny:)

Edit: I´m taking it back. I would punch him if he'd left Grizzlies. That would spoil all the fun.

SWedd523 · Post #16 » by **SWedd523** » Sun Nov 8, 2009 4:55 am

I'd like to replace Eddy Curry with Joakim Noah. That is all.

Cthulhu · Post #17 » by **Cthulhu** » Sun Nov 8, 2009 10:17 am

BobCatsFoLife wrote:Dirk Nowitzki- refused to play game 7 even though he was cleared by doctors

Ummm....this is flat out inaccurate on a number of levels.

catsandheels · Post #18 » by **catsandheels** » Sun Nov 8, 2009 1:49 pm

In random order:
Jj reddik-went to duke and won the game for them a couple times
glen davis- just a big baby
varajoe- liked him when i thought he was comi g hear now i just hate him
Shaq-acts like a D bag sometimes
kwame brown- first pick and he sucks to much
singler-goes to duke and took a cheapshot at tyler
lebron-errrrrg
sean mcmay-do i neex to say it
ammo-never draft a whiteboy
meka- undersized center who cant dunk the ball who is obsessed with yoga

Mezotarkus · Post #19 » by **Mezotarkus** » Sun Nov 8, 2009 4:52 pm

In no particular order:

JJ Redick - do I even need to explain this?
Adam Morrison - thanks for nothing
Tim Thomas - this guy is a professional jackass
Allen Iverson - this guy is a hall of fame jackass
Stephon Marbury - this guy is a jackass superhero
Kobe Bryant - if this guy didnt have the money he has he'd be in jail right now
Raymond Felton - maybe if I punched him he could shoot straight
Whomever Decided to Trade for Alex Ajinca - no explanation needed (he's not a player but he deserves a punch because of a player)
Phil Jackson - Tell me what coach couldn't win championships with MJ/Pippen, Shaq/Kobe, and Kobe+the Gasol giveaway?
The Guaranteed Contract Player - this is a symbol for all the failures that get their big guaranteed contract and then turn into lazy bums (Van Horn, Lafrentz, etc.)

e4Nf6 · Post #20 » by **e4Nf6** » Sun Nov 8, 2009 5:11 pm

I left one important one off the list....

Michael Jordan

Always hated him, various reasons...

- Guys like Scottie Pippen and Dennis Rodman were criminally underrated largely because of him. People forget that the Bulls still won 50 games when MJ was retired.

-MJ is a vile human being. Anyone that has had the misfortune of being in a club/bar at the same time as MJ could tell you this, as well as possibly his wife and kids that he left.

-His most famous moment was a clear offensive foul. (The shot versus Bryon Russell)

-His most famous quote was the quintessential Modern-athlete-Nikefied-corporate philosophy. "Republicans buy shoes too,"