if you could punch 10 players in the face...

[Benjamin Linus]

- Anderson Varejão - Good player, just rather annoying. Could use a good punch square in the face.

- Jarrett Jack - Never liked the guy ever since he was in Portland. No real reason. Maybe it's his giant, goofy looking head.

- Hedo Türkoğlu - Same as above. You will probably see a trend in these, I'm sure they're both nice guys however.

- Andrea Bargnani - I know it sounds like I'm picking on Toronto, though it just so happened to end up this way after the offseason. Anyway, good player. I'm sure if he was on any other team I wouldn't mind him. However the man-love this guy gets from their fan base is nauseating.

- Adam Morrison - For coming out in the 2006 draft of all drafts.

- Sean May - Waste of talent. Five years from now when he's broke, unemployed, and 450 lbs he'll be kicking himself for not taking the opportunity to play in the NBA seriously. I kind of feel bad for wanting to punch him in the face now the more I think about it.

- Tyler Hansbrough - I'm not from the area so I'm indifferent towards UNC. Just another annoying player.

- Drew Gooden - Selfish. Horrible, horrible beard. Come to think of it, many of the PFs in the NBA today are rockin' the (Please Use More Appropriate Word) beard look, what's up with that?

- Zach Randolph - no need for explanation

- Eddy Curry - ditto

[Rich4114]

In no particular order:

JJ Redick - do I even need to explain this?
Adam Morrison - thanks for nothing
Tim Thomas - this guy is a professional jackass
Allen Iverson - this guy is a hall of fame jackass
Stephon Marbury - this guy is a jackass superhero
Kobe Bryant - if this guy didnt have the money he has he'd be in jail right now
Raymond Felton - maybe if I punched him he could shoot straight
Whomever Decided to Trade for Alex Ajinca - no explanation needed (he's not a player but he deserves a punch because of a player)
Phil Jackson - Tell me what coach couldn't win championships with MJ/Pippen, Shaq/Kobe, and Kobe+the Gasol giveaway?
The Guaranteed Contract Player - this is a symbol for all the failures that get their big guaranteed contract and then turn into lazy bums (Van Horn, Lafrentz, etc.)

LOL - it does piss me off that he shoots wide open shots crooked. Why the hell doesn't someone work on that with him.

[Rich4114]

Great thread btw, I'll chip in here:

Hedo Türkoğlu
Dickey Jefferson (that one's for SLAM)
Ray Allen
KG
Rondo (sensing a theme here)
Tim Thomas
Bibby
Ginobili
Granger
That dude who used to be on Atlanta that couldn't play basketball and only injury people. Sebastian something? He was a foreigner I think.

[BobCatsFoLife]

Dirk Nowitzki- refused to play game 7 even though he was cleared by doctors

Ummm....this is flat out inaccurate on a number of levels.

So why didn't he play? I would like to know all the levels that I am wrong.

[BobCatsFoLife]

Dirk Nowitzki- refused to play game 7 even though he was cleared by doctors

Ummm....this is flat out inaccurate on a number of levels.

So why didn't he play? I would like to know all the levels that I am wrong.

[chrbal]

Iverson- although I'm guessing i'd have to be ready to fight.
Darko Milicic- for being a fraud.
Morrison- just to see if he can even do that.

[DaDragicShow]

In no particular order:

Kobe
Gasol
Bynum
Fisher
Artest
Duncan
Parker
Ginobli

[Joel Embust]

DJ Augustin for killing my fantasy team.

[SWedd523]

DJ Augustin for killing my fantasy team.

How bout Pau not playing, Millsap/Calderon/Hinrich underachieving, and Biedrins only averaging 6/7.

[fatlever]

some of you guys added retired players.

I'd like to post my 10 retired players i'd love to punch in the face

michael jordan - the hate started in 1991 and got worse each year. he is an arrogant prick. apparently his son is also an arrogant prick.
isiah thomas - such a punk, even before he went crazy as a gm.
steve kerr - chump
robert horry - broke my heart too many times
roy tarpley - for ruining what should have been a HOF career.
bernie bickerstaff - for trading fat lever to the mavs and then breaking up my beloved 80s nuggets team and for doing a piss poor job in the x-draft for the bobcats
alonzo mourning - prick
dan majerlie - take your bronze tanner and go away.
bruce bowen - thank god he finally retired.
scottie pippen - tool.

[Nolan]

1. Rondo
2. KG
3. Nate Robinson
4. Iverson
5. Ron Artest
6. JR Smith
7. Stephen Jackson
8. Kwame Brown
9. Beasley
10. Marbury

[fatlever]

1. Rondo
2. KG
3. Nate Robinson
4. Iverson
5. Ron Artest
6. JR Smith
7. Stephen Jackson
8. Kwame Brown
9. Beasley
10. Marbury

thats the all-knucklehead team right there.

[magictime09]

Just passing through and have to jump in on this

Kobe
Lebron
Rondo
Big Baby Davis
Shaq
stephen jackson
iverson (only recently)
ben wallace
hedo
odom

[fatlever]

someone who is bored should count up all the votes to see who has the most... maybe i'll do it tomorrow.

rondo getting a lot of broken noses in this thread.