

Starting Line Ups:
As listed by Slam's "this is how they should roll" chart
CHUCK GUARD:

Raymond "I wont stop chucking" Felton
Vs

Jose "The Spanish dinosaur" Calderon
SHOOT 'EM UP GUARD:

Stephen "I'll pop a cap" Jackson
Vs

Demar "The baby dinosaur" DeRozan
CRASH FORWARD:

Gerald "Smash, Crash, Pow" Wallace
Vs

Hedo "I always have a dopey look on my face and will freak out aboot how cold it is here over winter" Turkoglu
FAT FORWARD:

Boris "J'aime la nourriture et le vin" Diaw
VS

Chris "THE most popular dinosaur" Bosh
CETRNE:

Tyson "I'm not a smart man, but I know what basketball is" Chandler
Vs

Andrea "the 2nd most popular dinosaur" Bargnani
Slam's Key To Winning:
Limit the amount of three’s we take and turn overs we commit. Hit our FT’s.
Slam's Key Match Up:
Feltustin Vs Jose. Jose is a horrible defender and both of our PG’s (used to be able to) drive to the rim at will. We need to expose the Raps, drive and finish, drive and draw fouls or at the very least, drive and kick.
Slam's Danger Guy:
CB4. Seriously, has there ever been a game where he hasn’t made us his little play thing?
Slam's Predicted Stat Line Of The Night:
Felts with 12 assists
Slam's Cheerleader Off:

Vs

And just because...........................




