So sit back and light up a fatty
and let uncle Tony tell you a story about good vs evil. The two kingdoms are the Purple and Gold nation.
and Cult of Crab followers 
For the past few years the crab followers have been trying to destroy the P&G nation and dethrone them from their rightful place to be among the BEST. The P&G nations warriors have long fought and defended the P&G nation for decades and some of the greatest soliders/warriors have fought battles and wars that have placed them in the elite status of being called the GREATEST warriors to ever fight and protect the P&G.
and the torch has been handed to a the one they called the "Black Mamba" 
As "Black Mamba" has defended the throne and the Golden ring and has won 4 Wars to defend the Golden ring and the P&G nation, A new Warrior has emerged from the crab nation. He has been built to fight the "Black Mamba" but so far he is only a HYPE nothing more and nothing less than a false hope and has failed several times to claim his rightful place among the best. That so called warrior is the One they call "Le Crab" 
and the "Golden Child" 
. "Le Crab" and the Crab nation was close to defeating the Eastern conference nation but they celebrated to soon
and since they were led by "Le fail" they were sent back to their homes earlier than everyone anticipated
and the Crab followers were devastated
. Meanwhile the P&G conquered the Western Conf. and then to the battle of all battles for the right to be called the "Lord of the rings" and so they defeated every nation and they resume there place in history AGAIN as the "Lord of the rings" for years to come. 
and again the "Black Mamba" was proclaimed the greatest of the greatest. But now the Crab nation has regrouped and have decided to bring in one of the P&Gs nation legendary warriors to help them defeat the P&G, and that warrior has betrayed the P&G 
as well as some additional help 
As the Crab nation has rebuilt their warriors so has the P&G. They have their soldiers at full strenght and have seek the help of one they call "R-Test"
, he is a legendary warrior know to mankind for his battles he has won and lost but the one he is legendary for is the battle of "The Palace". He is a true warrior with a heart of a lion. As a child 
he wasnt really loved by anyone but the Laker nation took him in as one of their own
and it finally seems like he has found his rightful place among the best, and now the time has come for him as well as the "Black Mamba" and the P&G assasins
to defend the P&G nation against the Evil Crabs. Will this be the test of strenght or endurance. Will good once again triumph over evil or will evil prevail. We shall see boys and girls, but this is a test of faith and a battle that has to be won by The P&G nation. This is a battle that will strenghen the P&G assasins and the P&G nation. But one thing we all know is that the P&G nation will be there in full strenght 
as well as the support of the leader of the free world 
to show their support and the battle will be led by the Zen Master himself 
while the Crab nation is going to pull out everything to use against the P&G nation they can of their War doctrine of military ethics of Crab philosophical and origin studied by moral theologiansin in their book of warfare 
.Will this be a failure by the "Le Crab" will this be one of the many reasons that "Le Crab" will leave his Crab followers??? Who knows but one thing is for sure, he has shown a lot of signs that he isnt going to stick around
and lead his Crab nation if the Cavs dont make it to the "War of the Rings". But we all know that the "Black Mamba" has something to say about that now dont we boys and girls.
.THE END
Game time 7:30 pacific On ESPN and ABC
VS
Key Matchup
Lakers (23-4)
PG: Derek Fisher
SG: Kobe Bryant
SF: Ron Artest
PF: Pau Gasol
C: Andrew Bynum
Bench
Lamar Odom
Shannon Brown
Jordan Farmar
Cavs starting lineup............... Who cares.
Lets win this and call it a day and FTW and FTC.
Go Lakers and Marry Christmas form your bro Tony Montana .
