A reliable source recently told me that Okafor was seen in the swamps of New Orleans a month before the season started. He apparently went to visit a notorious voodoo witch doctor. At first I just assumed he was there to have the curse removed from his offensive game. But now, after watching a few of his recent games it is obvious that his offensive curse is still in place. That leads me to believe that Emeka Okafor had more sinister motives in mind during his swamp visit. It is obvious that Okafor placed several evil curses on the Bobcats, one of which was a curse on our road record. Well Mr. Okafor, I happen to know a thing or two about Voodoo and I plan to reverse your curse, while placing an even worse curse back on your career. The joke is on you. Toodles.
Charlotte Bobcats: 1-14 on the road
Felton – PG: To break curse – punch Wade in the nose
Jackson – SG:To break curse – kick Wade in the balls
Wallace – SF: To break curse – jab Wade in the kidney
Diaw – PF: To break curse – pull Wade's hair, slap him and scratch his eyes
Nazr – C: To break curse – flying elbow to the back of Wade's head
Miami Heat: 10-8 at home
Arroyo – PG
Wade – SG
Richardson – SF
Beasley – PF
Oneal – C
And now for our good luck babe of the game... Sahar Khadjenoury
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