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OT: everybody's fav conservative white christian male waived 

Post#1 » by Devilzsidewalk » Wed Jan 6, 2010 6:10 pm

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Smills was a legend in a hillbilly sort of way, anybody know when he got waived and can you link the thread so I can read the drama?
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Post#2 » by john2jer » Wed Jan 6, 2010 6:17 pm

Oh that would be quite the read. Seriously, I need more info on that as well.
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Post#3 » by Krapinsky » Wed Jan 6, 2010 6:21 pm

Yes! This just made my day. Please find that thread.
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Re: OT: everybody's fav conservative white christian male waived 

Post#4 » by Worm Guts » Wed Jan 6, 2010 6:21 pm

He started a second account that used when he was suspended. He started a thread as Smills, another poster made a comment, then he responded to that comment as jazzh8er.

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Re: OT: everybody's fav conservative white christian male waived 

Post#5 » by Devilzsidewalk » Wed Jan 6, 2010 6:23 pm

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Post#6 » by john2jer » Wed Jan 6, 2010 6:24 pm

AH HA! That's what I was thinking it was. I busted him. Hilarious.

Citzens arrest. I should get my "warning" taken off my record.
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Re: OT: everybody's fav conservative white christian male waived 

Post#7 » by Klomp » Wed Jan 6, 2010 6:24 pm

It wasn't any one thread, it was his whole body of work.
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Re: OT: everybody's fav conservative white christian male waived 

Post#8 » by Devilzsidewalk » Wed Jan 6, 2010 6:25 pm

then how do you explain my continued existence?
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Post#9 » by Worm Guts » Wed Jan 6, 2010 6:26 pm

Klomp wrote:It wasn't any one thread, it was his whole body of work.


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Post#10 » by PeeDee » Wed Jan 6, 2010 6:26 pm

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Post#11 » by Krapinsky » Wed Jan 6, 2010 6:27 pm

Way to call him out J2J -- Nicely done!
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Re: OT: everybody's fav conservative white christian male waived 

Post#12 » by Devilzsidewalk » Wed Jan 6, 2010 6:29 pm

yea, good job snitchy
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Re: OT: everybody's fav conservative white christian male waived 

Post#13 » by C.lupus » Wed Jan 6, 2010 6:31 pm

Too bad that wasn't your 10000th post. That would have been epic.


I always wondered how Smills lasted as long as he did calling liberals idiots in his sigs and locations.
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Post#14 » by john2jer » Wed Jan 6, 2010 6:42 pm

That would have been legendary.

When I write my best selling memoirs I'll make sure to take some creative license and mention thay my 10k post was busting Smills, not wasted on Mike Dunleavy Jr.
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Post#15 » by dunkonu21 » Wed Jan 6, 2010 6:48 pm

Wow is it weird that I knew exactly who you were talking about from the title? That concerns me a bit, maybe Realgm is too big a part of my life.
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Re: OT: everybody's fav conservative white christian male waived 

Post#16 » by Basti » Wed Jan 6, 2010 7:08 pm

john2jer wrote:AH HA! That's what I was thinking it was. I busted him. Hilarious.

Citzens arrest. I should get my "warning" taken off my record.


booooo this man. reading Smills' posts and arguments was sooooo funny and now he's gone...
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Post#17 » by shrink » Wed Jan 6, 2010 7:22 pm

Devilzsidewalk wrote:then how do you explain my continued existence?


I thought your greatest accomplishment was convincing us you didn't exist -- at least that's something I think I heard from Kevin Spacey once?

As for SMills, I always liked the guy, and deserves a bit of a eulogy.

I don't think he was malicious, and he always took most homer insults in stride, and went right back up with another trade. He kept swinging.

He may have the RealGM record for the most unbalanced trades ever created, so he's got historical cred for that, I guess.

I realized last month though that in any three-team trade he made, if you took out the Kings, you usually had a pretty fair deal. He was fair in ripping the two other teams off equally?

It may have just been a sign of his own personal apocalypse, because Sunday he made a trade proposal that I thought was a good one:

Smills91 wrote:Kings deal:
Andres Nocioni*
Kenny Thomas(expiring)**
Sean May**

Hornets deal:
Emeka Okafor*
Morris Peterson**
Darius Songaila**

Why for the Kings - They take Okafor as their 'free agent' signing, without taking on the full additional 50 million due to Okafor.

Why for the Hornets - They get under the lux tax now and save a lot of money over the course of all the deals. Both Thomas and Nocioni.


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... and so his last words to me are an incomplete sentence. "Both Thomas and Nocioni" Could this better sum up a lifetime of achievement and notoriety? I think all our lives will be a little brighter, if we just live by those words "Both Thomas and Nocioni," don't you think?
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Re: OT: everybody's fav conservative white christian male waived 

Post#18 » by john2jer » Wed Jan 6, 2010 7:34 pm

shrink wrote:
Devilzsidewalk wrote:then how do you explain my continued existence?


I thought your greatest accomplishment was convincing us you didn't exist -- at least that's something I think I heard from Kevin Spacey once?

As for SMills, I always liked the guy, and deserves a bit of a eulogy.

I don't think he was malicious, and he always took most homer insults in stride, and went right back up with another trade. He kept swinging.

He may have the RealGM record for the most unbalanced trades ever created, so he's got historical cred for that, I guess.

I realized last month though that in any three-team trade he made, if you took out the Kings, you usually had a pretty fair deal. He was fair in ripping the two other teams off equally?

It may have just been a sign of his own personal apocalypse, because Sunday he made a trade proposal that I thought was a good one:

Smills91 wrote:Kings deal:
Andres Nocioni*
Kenny Thomas(expiring)**
Sean May**

Hornets deal:
Emeka Okafor*
Morris Peterson**
Darius Songaila**

Why for the Kings - They take Okafor as their 'free agent' signing, without taking on the full additional 50 million due to Okafor.

Why for the Hornets - They get under the lux tax now and save a lot of money over the course of all the deals. Both Thomas and Nocioni.


viewtopic.php?f=2&t=973532

... and so his last words to me are an incomplete sentence. "Both Thomas and Nocioni" Could this better sum up a lifetime of achievement and notoriety? I think all our lives will be a little brighter, if we just live by those words "Both Thomas and Nocioni," don't you think?


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Re: OT: everybody's fav conservative white christian male waived 

Post#19 » by lobishome » Wed Jan 6, 2010 7:36 pm

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Re: OT: everybody's fav conservative white christian male waived 

Post#20 » by Basti » Wed Jan 6, 2010 7:38 pm



Lobo you're freaking awesome dude :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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