Don't know when it happened but we got a famous dance crew

Post #1 » by **Calinks** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:38 am

I remember I used to think we had one of the worst but I guess someone must have revamped the team over the last few years because a lot of wolves fans have been noticing a difference, including me.

Maxim has taken notice as well.

http://www.nba.com/timberwolves/dancers ... 01_12.html

At least we are doing something right this season. Aroooooooo!!!!!!

PeeDee · Post #2 » by **PeeDee** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:43 am

I was just commenting to Funkatron that the Wolves Dancers are better looking than many of the big market teams dancers. Yay us! I mean them!

Ojmayo · Post #3 » by **Ojmayo** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:25 am

Mark Madsen would be proud.

jade_hippo · Post #4 » by **jade_hippo** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:38 am

the wolves girls are hot. I don't know if its just me getting older, but the Hawks and Heat girls were the hottest girls on the planet when i was a teenager, but they're starting to look pretty trashy as of late. Was watching Heat/Cavs, and I sersiously wanted to give that poor girl a dollar just to go away.

Breakdown777 · Post #5 » by **Breakdown777** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:35 am

We should start including pictures of the dance team in game threads like we used to do with Lima. They are much improved from a few seasons ago. Wasn't there some sort of reality show in which they were chosen? Maybe that had something to do with it.

funkatron101 · Post #6 » by **funkatron101** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:34 am

PeeDee wrote:I was just commenting to Funkatron that the Wolves Dancers are better looking than many of the big market teams dancers. Yay us! I mean them!

Here's the Vikings beast I was telling you about. Seriously, watching in HD just doesn't do this dude any justice. I think I saw chin hairs.

http://www.vikings.com/team/cheerleader ... 1b68c38cbd

Compared to the Wolves girls, these Vikings cheerleaders are dogs with wind tunnel hair.
http://www.vikings.com/cheerleaders/roster.html

Post #7 » by **Basti** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:19 pm

at the beginning of the season I got blasted by some posters in a game thread when I commented about our dancing crew. I said something in the lines of "is it just me or are they getting hotter every year?" well take that suckers!!!

funkatron101 wrote:Seriously, watching in HD just doesn't do this dude any justice. I think I saw chin hairs.

http://www.vikings.com/team/cheerleader ... 1b68c38cbd

Compared to the Wolves girls, these Vikings cheerleaders are dogs with wind tunnel hair.
http://www.vikings.com/cheerleaders/roster.html

YIKES! out of all these "girls" there are 3 of them max I'd do some naughty stuff. yes this is assuming I have had at least 3 pitchers of beer already.

Foye · Post #8 » by **Foye** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:44 pm

I like Alisa

Oh my god....Vikings dancers are ugly as hell...

Foye · Post #9 » by **Foye** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:50 pm

Amber and Brittany are edited like hell in maxim...I like their maxim photos but looking at our dancers page I actually dislike them both.

cpfsf · Post #10 » by **cpfsf** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:50 pm

On the Timberwolves site, It's possible to add your picture next to our now first rate cheerleaders. Although I noticed a little flaw when I added Jonny Flynn.

To access this feature go to
http://www.nba.com/timberwolves/dancers/
click the Get In The Picture link

Post #11 » by **Basti** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:58 pm

cpfsf wrote:On the Timberwolves site, It's possible to add your picture next to our now first rate cheerleaders. Although I noticed a little flaw when I added Jonny Flynn.

To access this feature go to
http://www.nba.com/timberwolves/dancers/
click the Get In The Picture link

wut? there is no flaw! you should check your eye specialist soon.

cpfsf · Post #12 » by **cpfsf** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:41 pm

basti wrote:wut? there is no flaw! you should check your eye specialist soon.

you just made me waste 5 minutes using paint

funkatron101 · Post #13 » by **funkatron101** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 5:54 pm

Foye wrote:Amber and Brittany are edited like hell in maxim...I like their maxim photos but looking at our dancers page I actually dislike them both.

I think Brittany looks better in person. Her Wolves pics look a bit "off" but I gotta admit, my eye gets drawn to her most of the time.

Post #14 » by **Calinks** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:23 pm

cpfsf wrote:
basti wrote:wut? there is no flaw! you should check your eye specialist soon.

you just made me waste 5 minutes using paint

LOL damn Minnesota, you couldn't take a few background pics to include more people? The guys wearing a scarf, you could have just given him some gloves too, problem solved.You're better than that!

Post #15 » by **Basti** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:45 pm

cpfsf wrote:
basti wrote:wut? there is no flaw! you should check your eye specialist soon.

you just made me waste 5 minutes using paint

You, Sir win at the internets!!

PeeDee · Post #16 » by **PeeDee** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:56 pm

Lol, I can't believe you guys didn't notice Jonny Flynn has big red testicles. Somebody give these guys some Ritalin.

Post #17 » by **C.lupus** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:12 pm

PeeDee wrote:Lol, I can't believe you guys didn't notice Jonny Flynn has big red testicles. Somebody give these guys some Ritalin.

Ritalin works for inflamed testicles? Good to know...err...I mean...that's interesting from a purely scientific point of view.

cpfsf · Post #18 » by **cpfsf** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:17 pm

PeeDee wrote:Lol, I can't believe you guys didn't notice Jonny Flynn has big red testicles. Somebody give these guys some Ritalin.

Thank you PeeDee, now that I put my dirty glasses on I can see a big willie. Which I guess explains why Flynn has a smile from ear to ear.

PeeDee · Post #19 » by **PeeDee** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:22 pm

I love this board. :lol:

funkatron101 · Post #20 » by **funkatron101** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:27 pm

Well I guess it's confirmed then? Jonny Flynn is a dick. :lol:

And he seemed so likable!