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Artest vs Ariza on "Gary UnMarried"

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Artest vs Ariza on "Gary UnMarried" 

Post#1 » by texasholdem » Thu Jan 21, 2010 5:44 pm

Gary UnMarried is a sitcom on CBS starring Jay Mohr as a Sports Talk Show Host. This bit is from last night's episode

Gary (pretending to be a caller): I don't have a cat but I do have a question about the Lakers. Do you think they're better off with Ron Artest or should they have stuck it out with Trevor Ariza?

Older Female Talk Show Host: I'm sorry I think you may be calling in to the wrong show

Gary: This isn't "THE SCORE with Gary Brooks??" I thought that show went 2 hours. What is this some sort of weird cat show? I don't want to talk about cats, I want to talk about sports.

Older Female Talk Show Host: No, no it's recently been shortened.

Gary: Yeah that's a terrible idea to shorten a sports show for a cat show

Older Female Talk Show Host: Well I can take a stab at answering your question. Sure, Artest struggled early but he's good for 16 points and 5 boards a game and come playoffs time you're gonna want his strong presence in the paint to bang with Battier, Nowitzki, Carmelo and likely King James, if they make the Finals. You're just aren't gonna get that with a slasher like Ariza, who to bring it back to the subject, plays the post like a PUSSY(cat!) Pussycat!

see the clip here from the 17:30 to 18:50 minute mark
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/gary_unmar ... 4_P_&nrd=1
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Re: Artest vs Ariza on "Gary UnMarried" 

Post#2 » by rocketsballin » Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:14 am

we need to trade tmac beefore ariza accomplishes his tanking mission. its only a matter of time
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Re: Artest vs Ariza on "Gary UnMarried" 

Post#3 » by Alex_De_Large » Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:51 am

trade tmac and ariza for a happy 2010-2011 season.

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