OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK

HiMyNameIsTrey · Post #121 » by **HiMyNameIsTrey** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:41 pm

This happened to Rasho once. Fortunately for him, his face was cut off, as the camera needed to be focused directly on his lower area in order to be able to capture everything.

ghuytro · Post #122 » by **ghuytro** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:42 pm

Great Oden's Raven!!

wajr · Post #123 » by **wajr** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:42 pm

Schadenfreude wrote:Heh, if you rearrange the letters in Greg Oden, you get...Engorged. Giggity.

This is to much. Note to Greg, it's supposed to be the ladies sending you naked pics dumba$$!

jTF2 · Post #124 » by **jTF2** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:47 pm

we need the ladies of the raps board to post now.

Post #125 » by **Schad** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:48 pm

ghuytro wrote:Great Oden's Raven!!

It has all the ladies saying "never more".

Consequence · Post #126 » by **Consequence** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:50 pm

Schadenfreude wrote:
ghuytro wrote:Great Oden's Raven!!

It has all the ladies saying "never more".

Just strained a cheek muscle trying to not spray out water while reading this.

Upgrayedd · Post #127 » by **Upgrayedd** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:51 pm

jTF2 wrote:we need the ladies of the raps board to post now.

Pic related, their face.

jTF2 · Post #128 » by **jTF2** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:52 pm

Schadenfreude wrote:
ghuytro wrote:Great Oden's Raven!!

It has all the ladies saying "never more".

except these two. That one chick doesn't even need to see it, she can sense it and it scares her.

roundhead0 · Post #129 » by **roundhead0** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:54 pm

Greg Oden is expected to be a 5 in this league, but it looks like he may be a 10.

Apologies to all the 1's and 2's out there!

raptorsfan_04 · Post #130 » by **raptorsfan_04** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:54 pm

bychai wrote:
Schadenfreude wrote:
ZKS_STAL wrote:

...it all makes sense now.

Note where the arrows on the right hand side are pointing. I personally wouldn't name my junk "High School All-Americans", but I'm sure there have been worse nicknames.

Note how the "T" hangs where his penis would be.

That's comedy folks.

Jose_Matador · Post #131 » by **Jose_Matador** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:55 pm

jTF2 wrote:we need the ladies of the raps board to post now.

This is his girlfriend in the fetal position after she saw the pics...apparently she called off the "date"- ESPN sources say.

Upgrayedd · Post #132 » by **Upgrayedd** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:55 pm

Who cares about his tools, you know he's just gonna injure it and go limp a quarter in.

jTF2 · Post #133 » by **jTF2** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:55 pm

lolz, look closely at the pic I posted and see why the girl gives the victory sign :wink:

bloodtoavampire · Post #134 » by **bloodtoavampire** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:56 pm

oh man i cant look

it makes me feel sad

mine is the size of a finger nail as it is :-(

bloodtoavampire · Post #135 » by **bloodtoavampire** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:58 pm

well at least i am a bit bigger than the guys on the howard stern smallest penis contest :-)

Post #136 » by **Yuri Vaultin** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:58 pm

Who knew that the knee that could hamper Oden's career and aspirations the most was not his left or right knee, but his weenie?

Cro_Ruption · Post #137 » by **Cro_Ruption** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:59 pm

LMFAO wow Oden, wowwwww

ZKS_STAL · Post #138 » by **ZKS_STAL** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:00 pm

From the Associated Press:

"Oden was unavailable to comment on the viral outbreak of his nude "sexts." A representative for the Portland Oaks Senior Home cited "nap-time" as the reason behind his unavailability."

basketball420 · Post #139 » by **basketball420** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:02 pm

oden should try baseball...a lot less stress on the knees and well you know...

Jose_Matador · Post #140 » by **Jose_Matador** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:04 pm

basketball420 wrote:oden should try baseball...a lot less stress on the knees and well you know...

There would be a lot of wood swinging in an Oden baseball game...