OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK

Gold Chain · Post #201 » by **Gold Chain** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:24 pm

I am so surprised that a site made up of almost entirely males has gone to the depths of the net to see Greg's dong. :lol:

theonlyeastcoastrapsfan · Post #202 » by **theonlyeastcoastrapsfan** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:31 pm

So the groupies aren't hanging around because they love Basketball?

kassian · Post #203 » by **kassian** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:32 pm

This thread is GOAT :lol:

I haven't laughed like that since the MS Paint Sam a playbook thread thingy. :rofl:

Post #204 » by **Yuri Vaultin** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:35 pm

So I wonder if any of Greg's friends, when calling him up simply won't bother asking him "how's it hanging?" anymore.

I also wonder if there will be many an awkward silence when Greg asks his buddies to hang out with him.

swift_ioi · Post #205 » by **swift_ioi** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:38 pm

this gives a whole new meaning to BUST

Post #206 » by **Maritimer** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:39 pm

swift_ioi wrote:this gives a whole new meaning to BUST

Explain.

Post #207 » by **rsavaj** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:39 pm

Schadenfreude wrote:
ghuytro wrote:Great Oden's Raven!!

It has all the ladies saying "never more".

lmao oh my god

Kevin Willis · Post #208 » by **Kevin Willis** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:41 pm

Sham wrote:
SpaceJam wrote:I thought teen girls only did this?

I don't know a lot about them, but I don't think teen girls don't normally post pictures of their penises.

This.

Jose_Matador · Post #209 » by **Jose_Matador** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:42 pm

Maritimer wrote:
swift_ioi wrote:this gives a whole new meaning to BUST

Explain.

no don't explain...please.

Post #210 » by **Yuri Vaultin** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:43 pm

Maritimer wrote:
swift_ioi wrote:this gives a whole new meaning to BUST

Explain.

This one confused me too Mari. So, I finally looked at the pictures and low and behold... I think all the posters here, while marvelling at Oden's manhood, did not notice the bountiful d-cups he also has.

Air Canada · Post #211 » by **Air Canada** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:44 pm

This thread is awesome :lol:

Kevin Willis · Post #212 » by **Kevin Willis** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:45 pm

Sham wrote:
Walid wrote:Why would he text a random chick nude pics? Dumbtard.

Because he has a massive cock. If I had a massive cock, I would do literally nothing with my time other than texting pictures of my junk to random women, and would only stop once the necessary legal steps were taken. Guaranteed.

I do not have a massive cock, though, so I post here.

I peed myself. hahaha. I need a large rod to dry out my pants, oh wait...

Seriously - you mods can be hilarious.

swift_ioi · Post #213 » by **swift_ioi** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:46 pm

how long before we get a leaked photo of bosh's vagina?

theonlyeastcoastrapsfan · Post #214 » by **theonlyeastcoastrapsfan** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:46 pm

To all those who worry that Greg Oden is going to be the next Sam Bowie, Bowie's wife just called. She said "no need to worry about that".

Post #215 » by **Three34** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:46 pm

Gold Chain wrote:I am so surprised that a site made up of almost entirely males has gone to the depths of the net to see Greg's dong.

I actively sought out pictures of Greg Oden's cock. This doesn't mean I want to smoke it.

Post #216 » by **YogiStewart** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:46 pm

Maritimer wrote:
swift_ioi wrote:this gives a whole new meaning to BUST

Explain.

i'll explain.

"bust" is slang for a man's penis.

"rod" is slang for a woman's penis.

"poonani" is slang for Bargnani.

"Punjabi!" is slang for Peja.

and CAWK is short for "please, Triano, no!"

Post #217 » by **Schad** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:51 pm

I should mention that I have sympathy for Greg Oden dealing with this leak...it's a common issue for people his age, and one that shouldn't be treated lightly. If you're out there, Greg, Flomax has what you need.

Jay240 · Post #218 » by **Jay240** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:55 pm

Portland should hope that the league doesn't see these pics. They might be forced to waive a player and open up a roster spot to accommodate for Greg's friend.

Dear Leader · Post #219 » by **Dear Leader** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:58 pm

Somewhere John Amaechi wishes he never retired.

Dr Positivity · Post #220 » by **Dr Positivity** » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:58 pm

When Portland calls itself Rip City, they're referring to Greg Oden's boxers

After Hedo agreed to sign in Portland, he was awaken by Banu Turkoglu crying and holding her phone. She never saw it coming, how could you with a message title like "HAI BANU WELCME TO PORTLND!!!". They now live in Toronto