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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#281 » by DG88 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:10 am

Oden's knee looks inflamed oh wait
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#282 » by bjax24 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:11 am

If this dude sprouts wood in the locker room no wonder all the people on the Blazers get injured all the time.
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#283 » by Throwback24 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:12 am

I want to see Andrea Bargnani naked, I want to see if he has the penile strength to shoot 3's as well
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#284 » by NBAMAN2006 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:15 am

Blazer fan here.

You guys are win.
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#285 » by some_rand » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:15 am

you just can teach height
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#286 » by Schad » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:15 am

Just think of how different the game of basketball would be if Oden was involved at the time of its earliest development...with Third Leg Greg around, Naismith wouldn't have needed the bitchy janitor with the broom to get the ball out after a made shot. We'd all still be shooting at **** peach baskets.

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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#287 » by Morena R » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:16 am

I would like to see the pictures.

Let's see how long Greg's Shot is


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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#288 » by Maritimer » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:16 am

Throwback24 wrote:I want to see Andrea Bargnani naked


Sig-worthy.
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#289 » by kush- » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:17 am

waitasecond.. so we're not allowed to create threads worshipping (by desecrating) beautiful scantily clad women, but we're good to go on threads dedicated to the discussion of butt naked 7 feet tall black men?

my head is about to implode.
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#290 » by DG88 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:19 am

some_rand wrote:you just can teach height

More like you can't teach length, but a plastic surgeon can change that :D
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#291 » by Three34 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:20 am

Throwback24 wrote:I want to see Andrea Bargnani nakedl


If the carpet matches the eyebrows, Bargs is going to have to messianic topiary for a minge. The curviest pubes in the West.
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#292 » by yongaz » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:20 am

Maritimer wrote:
basketball420 wrote:Blazers FINALLY have a legit footer


"Your starting centre, from The Ohio State University, measuring 7 feet and 1 foot, GREG ODEN!!!"


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I'm totally dying here!!
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#293 » by Maritimer » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:20 am

kush- wrote:waitasecond.. so we're not allowed to create threads worshipping (by desecrating) beautiful scantily clad women, but we're good to go on threads dedicated to the discussion of butt naked 7 feet tall black men?

my head is about to implode.


If you can't comprehend why those threads are no longer allowed, but vaguely homosexual jokes are, then yes, I expect the vacuum between your ears could well make your head crumple like a tin can any day now.
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#294 » by Three34 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:21 am

kush- wrote:waitasecond.. so we're not allowed to create threads worshipping (by desecrating) beautiful scantily clad women, but we're good to go on threads dedicated to the discussion of butt naked 7 feet tall black men?

my head is about to implode.



As far as I can tell, no one has advocated forcibly buggering Greg Oden yet. Although the night is yet young.
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#295 » by DG88 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:21 am

Sham wrote:
Throwback24 wrote:I want to see Andrea Bargnani nakedl


If the carpet matches the eyebrows, Bargs is going to have to messianic topiary around his minge. The curviest pubes in the West.

Just think of the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#296 » by 99 Problems » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:22 am

kush- wrote:waitasecond.. so we're not allowed to create threads worshipping (by desecrating) beautiful scantily clad women, but we're good to go on threads dedicated to the discussion of butt naked 7 feet tall black men?

my head is about to implode.



As soon as Greg reaches out and touches base with one of the mods this will be locked...
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#297 » by cucad8 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:22 am

They still doing the Horse competition at the All Star Game this year? Because I think we found an early favorite.
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#298 » by Three34 » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:22 am

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Sham wrote:
Throwback24 wrote:I want to see Andrea Bargnani nakedl


If the carpet matches the eyebrows, Bargs is going to have to messianic topiary around his minge. The curviest pubes in the West.

Just think of the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel



I was thinking more like the McDonalds logo, atually.
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#299 » by Schad » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:24 am

99 Problems wrote:As soon as Greg reaches out and touches base with one of the mods this will be locked...


He almost clobbered me in the head about an hour ago while running on his treadmill (thankfully, I think that New Brunswick took the brunt of it), but I'm not sure that I'd call that 'touching base'.
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Re: OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK 

Post#300 » by andrew2good4u » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:29 am

Candide wrote:photos are alright. not as cute as lemonparty tho

ahah I've gotten so many people with lemon party
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