OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK

Post #441 » by **DG88** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:13 am

Indiana Jones wrote:i think this is his way of indirectly communicating to the kardashian family that he is ready and willing...

Kim's been waiting for another sextape. Ray J wasn't big enough!

jrsmith · Post #442 » by **jrsmith** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:13 am

posting in an epic, long and everlasting thread. Much like gregs unit.

BernardKing33 · Post #443 » by **BernardKing33** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:16 am

DG88 wrote:
Indiana Jones wrote:i think this is his way of indirectly communicating to the kardashian family that he is ready and willing...

Kim's been waiting for another sextape. Ray J wasn't big enough!

C'mon, dude. Don't be a dick.

Indiana Jones · Post #444 » by **Indiana Jones** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:16 am

DG88 wrote:
Indiana Jones wrote:i think this is his way of indirectly communicating to the kardashian family that he is ready and willing...

Kim's been waiting for another sextape. Ray J wasn't big enough!

she's got reggie's bush to deal with.

Raptors2k4 · Post #445 » by **Raptors2k4** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:16 am

HTown_TMac wrote:my wife just left me

EPIC.

Post #446 » by **DG88** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:17 am

Indiana Jones wrote:
DG88 wrote:
Indiana Jones wrote:i think this is his way of indirectly communicating to the kardashian family that he is ready and willing...

Kim's been waiting for another sextape. Ray J wasn't big enough!

she's got reggie's bush to deal with.

true

Bankai · Post #447 » by **Bankai** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:19 am

DG88 wrote:So what was his vertical again?

About 15 inches from head to base without shoes.

raps4life~ · Post #448 » by **raps4life~** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:20 am

I wonder how many porn offers hes gonna get now.

allweneedisLOVE · Post #449 » by **allweneedisLOVE** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:20 am

Can you guys post the links to your other epic threads if you have them by chance? Thanks

Bankai · Post #450 » by **Bankai** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:24 am

Not only does Greg Oden block your shot.. he pokes an eye out doing it.

jumpman · Post #451 » by **jumpman** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:30 am

Now that's a serious workplace hazard.

Post #452 » by **Yuri Vaultin** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:31 am

Scouting Report on Oden's Cock.
Explosive with unique combination of power and quickness ... Finishes with power around the rim ... ... His mere presence makes opponents think twice before driving inside ... Gets off the floor quickly and has solid explosiveness ... He never rushes his moves and is always under control … shows a willingness to battle inside …excellent timing, explosiveness and length … Very solid in most areas .. focuses on using his size, strength and touch to score easy around the taint ... Shows a solid shooting form with a high release. Just needs time to polish it ... Improving and has shown a willingness to try new moves... Physical presence inside... Uncomfortable when he gets stripped or tied up...

raps14 · Post #453 » by **raps14** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:31 am

I guess Blazers fans now know that they will never lose another game unless kobe scores 81 as Oden has already taken out the salami, he doesnt need cheese because all cheese does is help you build big and strong bones and Oden already has big bone(s).

BernardKing33 · Post #454 » by **BernardKing33** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:34 am

Yuri Vaultin wrote:Scouting Report on Oden's Cock.
Explosive with unique combination of power and quickness ... Finishes with power around the rim ... ... His mere presence makes opponents think twice before driving inside ... Gets off the floor quickly and has solid explosiveness ... He never rushes his moves and is always under control … shows a willingness to battle inside …excellent timing, explosiveness and length … Very solid in most areas .. focuses on using his size, strength and touch to score easy around the taint ... Shows a solid shooting form with a high release. Just needs time to polish it ... Improving and has shown a willingness to try new moves... Physical presence inside... Uncomfortable when he gets stripped or tied up...

Jay Bilas just said it has tremendous upside.

SamMitchellness · Post #455 » by **SamMitchellness** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:35 am

raps14 wrote:I guess Blazers fans now know that they will never lose another game unless kobe scores 81 as Oden has already taken out the salami, he doesnt need cheese because all cheese does is help you build big and strong bones and Oden already has big bone(s).

STFU

99 Problems · Post #456 » by **99 Problems** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:36 am

Oden's cock has now passed John Wall for #1 prospect in the 2010 draft...

Post #457 » by **Geddy** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:38 am

Jay: Hey Hedo did you see the pics of Oden's cock?
Hedo: Yes coach... did I ever!

BernardKing33 · Post #458 » by **BernardKing33** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:38 am

99 Problems wrote:Oden's cock has now passed John Wall for #1 prospect in the 2010 draft...

He didn't pass John Wall; he smashed right through that moth#%^r fu$@er.

Post #459 » by **DG88** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:38 am

99 Problems wrote:Oden's cock has now passed John Wall for #1 prospect in the 2010 porno draft...

fixed

Bankai · Post #460 » by **Bankai** » Wed Jan 27, 2010 4:41 am

Yuri Vaultin wrote:Scouting Report on Oden's Cock.
Explosive with unique combination of power and quickness ... Finishes with power around the rim ... ... His mere presence makes opponents think twice before driving inside ... Gets off the floor quickly and has solid explosiveness ... He never rushes his moves and is always under control … shows a willingness to battle inside …excellent timing, explosiveness and length … Very solid in most areas .. focuses on using his size, strength and touch to score easy around the taint ... Shows a solid shooting form with a high release. Just needs time to polish it ... Improving and has shown a willingness to try new moves... Physical presence inside... Uncomfortable when he gets stripped or tied up...

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