OT: Nude Photos of Greg Oden LEAK

TheDunc · Post #721 » by **TheDunc** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:24 pm

Greg oden is said to have 1 leg shorter then the other. After examining closely, im pretty sure all 3 legs are about the same length. His right leg might be a tad shorter because when greg was a kid he would walk on his 3rd leg.

Rashoismydad · Post #722 » by **Rashoismydad** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:28 pm

At the draft combine Oden was told they were going to measure his max vertical so he laid on his back.

TheDunc · Post #723 » by **TheDunc** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:30 pm

The real reason greg oden isnt playing is because stern gave him a call telling greg that he wasnt allowed to bring firearms to the locker rooms. Greg tried to keep it concealed at all times, until one day greg and steve blake got into a shouting match, so greg took it out and threatened steve blake. Stern decided enough was enough and that Greg wasnt allowed to play for the year.

TheDunc · Post #724 » by **TheDunc** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:36 pm

Rashoismydad wrote:At the draft combine Oden was told they were going to measure his max vertical so he laid on his back.

Oden's standing reach is actually better when he's sitting down.

Post #725 » by **DaVoiceMaster** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:48 pm

Rashoismydad wrote:Greg misses the days when he could ride his bike without his penis dragging on the ground.... *sigh*

Hes old looking and his a big dick...get it?

It's not funny if you have to explain yourself. However, Oden gave up bicycles long ago after an unfortunately mishap (penis inadvertantly popped out and fell between the spokes on the bicycle... ouch!!!).

Post #726 » by **YogiStewart** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:58 pm

i can't believe this is still dragging.
its like you guys are beating and beating and beating it to death.
i was thinking that its hard, but the amount of beating you are doing makes me think it isn't even hard yet.

penis.

stopnpop · Post #727 » by **stopnpop** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:05 pm

YogiStewart wrote:i can't believe this is still dragging.
its like you guys are beating and beating and beating it to death.
i was thinking that its hard, but the amount of beating you are doing makes me think it isn't even hard yet.

penis.

hahaaha

KrossOver21 · Post #728 » by **KrossOver21** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:37 pm

If Oden ever leads Portland to a title, I bet the city of Portland erects a monument in Greg's honor outside of the Rose Garden.

Big Tuna · Post #729 » by **Big Tuna** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:44 pm

Rashoismydad wrote:Greg misses the days when he could ride his bike without his penis dragging on the ground.... *sigh*

Hes old looking and his a big dick...get it?

I don't get it..why is he riding a bike?

Post #730 » by **YogiStewart** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:50 pm

because its illegal to drive a car if you have a ginormous shlong.
it might get trapped under the brake pedal and lead to massive deeestruction

pspot · Post #731 » by **pspot** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:11 pm

seriously we got this far and we're going to let it die before it hits 50?

Tomato · Post #732 » by **Tomato** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:13 pm

YogiStewart wrote:because its illegal to drive a car if you have a ginormous shlong.
it might get trapped under the brake pedal and lead to massive deeestruction

So that's the reason behind the Toyota recall..

ruckus · Post #733 » by **ruckus** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:29 pm

Thats what she said.

Death Knight · Post #734 » by **Death Knight** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:34 pm

Post #735 » by **DG88** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:36 pm

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Post #736 » by **The-Insider** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:41 pm

What the heck has happened to Real GM?

People complaining about the Victory Girl threads because they're too hetero and may offend some women posting on here, and now a whole thread with grown men giggling at "penis" and having some fun talking about Greg Oden's package? Unreal, and the fact that this wasn't locked after the first page confuses me.

TheDunc · Post #737 » by **TheDunc** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:45 pm

No but in all seriousness, thats a massive schlong. Now im no expert in the penis industry but that man is 7 feet tall. It looks big for a 7 foot tall man, put that on a 5'8 guy and its hanging past his knees guaranteed.. Not to mention his schlong isnt even in full erect position. If he's able to get on his knees then he should because god made him a millionaire with a huge dick.

Thats it for the penis talk today.

Post #738 » by **DG88** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:51 pm

The-Insider wrote:What the heck has happened to Real GM?

People complaining about the Victory Girl threads because they're too hetero and may offend some women posting on here, and now a whole thread with grown men giggling at "penis" and having some fun talking about Greg Oden's package? Unreal, and the fact that this wasn't locked after the first page confuses me.

It's too funny to lock :lol:

bychai · Post #739 » by **bychai** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:52 pm

The-Insider wrote:What the heck has happened to Real GM?

People complaining about the Victory Girl threads because they're too hetero and may offend some women posting on here, and now a whole thread with grown men giggling at "penis" and having some fun talking about Greg Oden's package? Unreal, and the fact that this wasn't locked after the first page confuses me.

this whole thread is funny like being back in high school and drawing penises all over your friends textbooks, or your own... and then selling them to students a year younger for them to discover later on

pure jokes

Upgrayedd · Post #740 » by **Upgrayedd** » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:55 pm

The-Insider wrote:What the heck has happened to Real GM?

People complaining about the Victory Girl threads because they're too hetero and may offend some women posting on here, and now a whole thread with grown men giggling at "penis" and having some fun talking about Greg Oden's package? Unreal, and the fact that this wasn't locked after the first page confuses me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAESYVpv4EA