
Mike "I get out of the way and let LeBron take over" Brown

Daniel "I tapped Keyshia Cole" Gibson

Anthony "My sister is better than me" Parker

LeBron "I sing and dance during games" James

JJ "I increase my trade value" Hickson

Shaquille "I skepticized Gilbert Arenas' wife with skepticism" O'Neal
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Earl "I look like a duck" Watson

Luther "I 'penetrate' the lane and 'shoot' in the defender's eye" Head

Danny "I didn't make it to the all star team this year" Granger

Troy "Trade me to the Cavs" Murphy

Roy "I like white girls" Hibbert

Jim "What do I do with this team" O'Brien