The Official Sasha Pavolvic Hater Thread

[C.lupus]

When Sasha plays 0 minutes, the Wolves are 3-2 (.600)
When Sasha plays 1-4 minutes, the Wolves are 2-2 (.500)
When Sasha plays 5-9 minutes, the Wolves are 4-8 (.333)
When Sasha plays 10-15 minutes, the Wolves are 2-13 (.154)
When Sasha plays >15 minutes, the Wolves are 2-14 (.125)



Dear Kurt,

STOP PLAYING SASHA!!!!

thanks.


Go...

[Casperkid23]

Keep Sasha on the roster and then do what Laimbeer said and "evaluate young talent" at the end of the year if it has lottery implications.

Sasha plays >15mpg at the end of the year along with Pecherov. Seems like a good plan to me.

So to amend your letter to Kurt...

Dear Kurt,

STOP PLAYING SASHA!!!! (until April)

thanks.

[cpfsf]

Ellington 18 MPG
Pavlovic 13.1 MPG

If you asked me why any coach would play Pavlovic I would say because they are tanking. Rambis obviously is trying to win, but...I just can't finish this sentence

He wants to win but he plays Pavlovic. I don't get it.

[Foye]

Thread of the year!

[Worm Guts]

Pavlovic is an ustoppable tanking machine.

[Devilzsidewalk]

When Sasha plays 0 minutes, the Wolves are 3-2 (.600)
When Sasha plays 1-4 minutes, the Wolves are 2-2 (.500)
When Sasha plays 5-9 minutes, the Wolves are 4-8 (.333)
When Sasha plays 10-15 minutes, the Wolves are 2-13 (.154)
When Sasha plays >15 minutes, the Wolves are 2-14 (.125)



Dear Kurt,

STOP PLAYING SASHA!!!!

thanks.


Go...

When Sasha plays 0 minutes, the Wolves will pick 8-10 in the draft
When Sasha plays 1-4 minutes, the Wolves will pick 6 or 7
When Sasha plays 5-9 minutes, the Wolves will pick 3 to 5
When Sasha plays 10-15 minutes, the Wolves will pick #2
When Sasha plays >15 minutes, the Wolves get the #1 pick

[Foye]

Pavlovic is an ustoppable tanking machine.

In fact, we would have 26 wins if Pavlovic wasn't on our team destroying chemistry and chucking up shots.

[C.lupus]

I don't have access to Photoshop here at work so this is the best I could do on short notice...

[Casperkid23]

I don't have access to Photoshop here at work so this is the best I could do on short notice...

Driving a tank without a helmet? What team wouldn't want that badass playing heavy minutes?

[lobishome]

This thread isn't fair , you must do jokes about Kahn too (the man who sign Sasha) and Taylor (the man who sign the man who sign Sasha).

WTF Kahn done until now? ... He had two first round picks and the rest of work was done by McHale, and Twolves are doing one of the worst seasson of his history. And Rubio, for now, is only smoke.

And McHale? .... he took four months for realize that his team needed a pure Center. Nobody is going to ridicule him? ... I am uncultured about basketball and I realized since September that the team was playing without a pure center.

If you don't like Sasha then trade him, but not not make fun of him. I'm thinking to promote the Sasha Fan Club of this forum, and if he has a special connection with Rubio, you can prepare because you're going to hear his fan club members.

[cpfsf]

This thread isn't fair , you must do jokes about Kahn too (the man who sign Sasha) and Taylor (the man who sign the man who sign Sasha).

WTF Kahn done until now? ... He had two first round picks and the rest of work was done by McHale, and Twolves are doing one of the worst seasson of his history. And Rubio, for now, is only smoke.

And McHale? .... he took four months for realize that his team needed a pure Center. Nobody is going to ridicule him? ... I am uncultured about basketball and I realized since September that the team was playing without a pure center.

If you don't like Sasha then trade him, but not not make fun of him. I'm thinking to promote the Sasha Fan Club of this forum, and if he has a special connection with Rubio, you can prepare because you're going to hear his fan club members.

Flynn/Love/Jefferson - #1/#16/capspace/Rubio/Pekovic

Half our core isn't even playing, of course the Wolves will be a bad team.

We don't want to trade Sasha for bad long term contracts. He's just an expiring, nothing more.

[Esohny]

This thread isn't fair , you must do jokes about Kahn too (the man who sign Sasha) and Taylor (the man who sign the man who sign Sasha).

WTF Kahn done until now? ... He had two first round picks and the rest of work was done by McHale, and Twolves are doing one of the worst seasson of his history. And Rubio, for now, is only smoke.

And McHale? .... he took four months for realize that his team needed a pure Center. Nobody is going to ridicule him? ... I am uncultured about basketball and I realized since September that the team was playing without a pure center.

If you don't like Sasha then trade him, but not not make fun of him. I'm thinking to promote the Sasha Fan Club of this forum, and if he has a special connection with Rubio, you can prepare because you're going to hear his fan club members.

Flynn/Love/Jefferson - #1/#16/capspace/Rubio/Pekovic

Half our core isn't even playing, of course the Wolves will be a bad team.

We don't want to trade Sasha for bad long term contracts. He's just an expiring, nothing more.

Yeah, I don't think Lob gets the point of the thread.

[allweneedisLOVE]

Hey Sasha, YOU SUCK!!!!!!!

[GopherIt!]

We need a Pavlovic Dog appreciation thread. The signing of the Serbian Seahorse was a superb solicitation by Kahn. Make no mistake, the Menace of Montenegro must remain. Say yes to the Yugoslavian Yeti!

Sasha is our key to getting the #1 pick.


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[allweneedisLOVE]

what if that's true and kahn is simply a genius. he knew rambis would put him in to lose games

[C.lupus]

Hmmm. Wasn't Rambis the one who wanted Sasha? Maybe Rambis is the mad genius.

[allweneedisLOVE]

maybe rambis and kahn know how to rig the lottery as well

[Mcfale313]

No Sasha, No Wall

Sasha is the way to go if we want to get Wall