COMMUNITY THREAD X

Post #181 » by **snaquille oatmeal** » Sun Feb 7, 2010 9:04 pm

StarneyBinston wrote:Wow, I was at a cool party last night at a club, nice music, a lot of people, great feeling, when I spotted a guy wearing a Carmelo Anthony's jersey. I was like "Mmm, okay, that's fine, I can deal with it...". But like 2 minutes after that, another guy came in with a Paula Pierce jersey on...

Can't wait to cheer with my fellow Lakers'fans in Staples on the 18th!!!

was the guy wearing the Paul Pierce jersey on a wheelchair and did he spend the whole night throwing his head back for no reason yelling "and 1"?

Post #182 » by **Slava** » Mon Feb 8, 2010 3:37 am

So the NO Saints win. I hear this Peyton Manning guy is the KObe Bryant of football but his pass lead to the key steal (they call it interception?) and a touchdown. So definitely not as clutch.

That Brees guy was awesome though, player of the game.

StarneyBinston · Post #183 » by **StarneyBinston** » Mon Feb 8, 2010 4:49 am

snaquille oatmeal wrote:was the guy wearing the Paul Pierce jersey on a wheelchair and did he spend the whole night throwing his head back for no reason yelling "and 1"?

He obviously wasn't that an hardcore fan. I don't really know if it's make him a better person though.

hermes · Post #184 » by **hermes** » Tue Feb 9, 2010 5:00 am

j-far wrote:I'm going to watch this Superbowl thing with a girl and I don't give 2 **** about American football. Where's Wikiepdia when you need it?

I hear this Peyton Manning dude is cool though.

i chuckled at this

so jfar, you going to give up watching soccer for american football now :wink:

Post #185 » by **Slava** » Tue Feb 9, 2010 6:24 am

hermes wrote:
j-far wrote:I'm going to watch this Superbowl thing with a girl and I don't give 2 **** about American football. Where's Wikiepdia when you need it?

I hear this Peyton Manning dude is cool though.

i chuckled at this

so jfar, you going to give up watching soccer for american football now

Not going to give soccer up for American football but will surely consider giving up for the girl I was with. :lol:

Post #186 » by **Slava** » Tue Feb 9, 2010 7:02 am

Borat

Post #187 » by **Slava** » Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:21 am

Do Cheesecake factory have the hottest waitresses? I swear everyone of them is a perfect 10 and could step right into a fashion magazine.

Post #188 » by **Danny Darko** » Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:53 pm

I'm gonna need to research that.

Post #189 » by **Slava** » Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:01 pm

I'll post pics when I go there next time. This one blonde is just awesome.

Sedale Threatt · Post #190 » by **Sedale Threatt** » Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:22 pm

I almost hate that. There's a ridiculously hot hispanic woman working at a bar I frequent, but I always feel like an idiot even flirting with her -- like she doesn't get hit on by every male customer that's ever walked through those doors. Maybe it's the fact that I'm probably 10 years older than her.

Post #191 » by **Slava** » Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:52 pm

Yeah that's what makes it more tough to hit on them. With all the attention they get you've got to be making a real good first impression to get to them.

I read somewhere that a woman makes up her mind in the first 5 seconds whether she wants to do the business with a dude.

That's way too much pressure man! :lol:

Sedale Threatt · Post #192 » by **Sedale Threatt** » Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:49 pm

I think it's more like they decide within the first few minutes if they AREN'T interested, provided boredom and alcohol don't become factors. Once you make that cut, you still have work to do.

Sedale Threatt · Post #193 » by **Sedale Threatt** » Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:51 pm

One of these days, though, I'm going to have to force myself to pull the trigger with this waitress. Her breasts are too beautiful not to.

Post #194 » by **Slava** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:21 am

Fair enough, boobs are a deal breaker for sure.

By the way I watched A Perfect Getaway out of boredom yesterday and Milla Jovovich is hot!

RJM · Post #195 » by **RJM** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:52 am

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him.

An angel heard his plea and appeared to him. “Sorry, but you can’t take your wealth with you.” The man begged the angel to speak to God to see if He might bend the rules. The man continued to pray that his wealth could follow him.

The angel reappeared and informed the man that God had decided to allow him to take one suitcase with him. Overjoyed, the man gathered his largest suitcase and filled it with pure gold bars and placed it beside his bed.

Soon afterward, he died and showed up at the gates of heaven to greet St. Peter. St. Peter, seeing the suitcase, said, “Hold on, you can’t bring that in here!”. The man explained to St. Peter that he had permission and asked him to verify his story with the Lord.

Sure enough, St. Peter checked it out, came back and said, “You’re right. You are allowed one carry-on bag, but I’m supposed to check its contents before letting it through.”. St. Peter opened the suitcase to inspect the worldly items that the man found too precious to leave behind and exclaimed, “You brought pavement?"

Sofa King · Post #196 » by **Sofa King** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:50 pm

Ha nice Iceberg Slim.

Tiger Woods has some new movies set to come out. I guess this is what he's been doing during his off time from golfing. :lol:

Sofa King · Post #197 » by **Sofa King** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:54 pm

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. one of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral s*x' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.'

The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.

The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'

NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.

God's Point · Post #198 » by **God's Point** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:56 pm

Hey Laker Fans,

I will be in LA on Thursday and would love to catch the Celtics/Lakers game and cheer on the Lakers to beat the Raptors' division foes, the Celtics.

Can any of you recommend where to get tickets for three people? Thanks!

Post #199 » by **Slava** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:58 pm

I know Stubhub is a good resource. Also keep checking LA craigslsit for cheap deals on tickets.

God's Point · Post #200 » by **God's Point** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:10 am

j-far wrote:I know Stubhub is a good resource. Also keep checking LA craigslsit for cheap deals on tickets.

Thanks. I've been looking there. Seems that the floor price per ticket is around $200. Does that sound about right?

Also, is scalping an option or are we just going to get ripped off there?