Officlal Prospect thread

horaceworthy · Post #961 » by **horaceworthy** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:57 pm

Devilzsidewalk wrote:that must've been some seriously intense masturbation to break a wrist

It's very hard to resist a "hope he doesn't try to come back too soon" pun right now.

GopherIt! · Post #962 » by **GopherIt!** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:57 pm

john2jer wrote:
Devilzsidewalk wrote:that must've been some seriously intense masturbation to break a wrist

You'd be surprised...

Krapinsky · Post #963 » by **Krapinsky** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:20 pm

GopherIt! wrote:
john2jer wrote:
Devilzsidewalk wrote:that must've been some seriously intense masturbation to break a wrist

You'd be surprised...

I'm not sure how you guys consistently get away with this stuff, but then I get censored for predicting Sasha is going to pee himself at the free throw line.

You guys must be bribing Klomp with tootsie rolls or something.

dunkonu21 · Post #964 » by **dunkonu21** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:22 pm

peeing yourself is no laughing matter. Gosh.

Devilzsidewalk · Post #965 » by **Devilzsidewalk** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:24 pm

Krapinsky wrote:
I'm not sure how you guys consistently get away with this stuff, but then I get censored for predicting Sasha is going to pee himself at the free throw line.

You guys must be bribing Klomp with tootsie rolls or something.

Minnesotans stick together. Frankly we don't take kindly to Californians round here

GopherIt! · Post #966 » by **GopherIt!** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:13 pm

Krapinsky wrote:I'm not sure how you guys consistently get away with this stuff, but then I get censored for predicting Sasha is going to pee himself at the free throw line.

You guys must be bribing Klomp with tootsie rolls or something.

Klompdike bars, they're klompity klompelicious!

john2jer · Post #967 » by **john2jer** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:26 pm

Last Wolves game I was at they gave a guy a Klondike bar for taking a nap during the 2nd quarter. SERIOUSLY! That guy was the lucky one, bastard should have had to buy us all a round for having to watch a Wolves game.

GopherIt! · Post #968 » by **GopherIt!** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:31 pm

that's all he had to do for a Klondike bar? lame. no wonder they can't fill the stadium.

they should have made him run around the Target Center three times will shouting "I love ice cream!" and then put it on the jumbotron as the guy is about to collapse at the finish line.

john2jer · Post #969 » by **john2jer** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:40 pm

Krapinsky wrote:I'm not sure how you guys consistently get away with this stuff, but then I get censored for predicting Sasha is going to pee himself at the free throw line.

You guys must be bribing Klomp with tootsie rolls or something.

I'm not sure if you're upset, jealous, or impressed. But hey, we do our best. ;-)

And hey, lay off Sasha. Don't you think he has a hard enough time as it is, just being Sasha?

Krapinsky · Post #970 » by **Krapinsky** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:46 pm

john2jer wrote:
Krapinsky wrote:I'm not sure how you guys consistently get away with this stuff, but then I get censored for predicting Sasha is going to pee himself at the free throw line.

You guys must be bribing Klomp with tootsie rolls or something.

I'm not sure if you're upset, jealous, or impressed. But hey, we do our best.

And hey, lay off Sasha. Don't you think he has a hard enough time as it is, just being Sasha?

Kind of baffled and jealous. And I don't know about Sasha. I used to think the same thing about Jaric and then he started banging out my dream woman.

john2jer · Post #971 » by **john2jer** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:51 pm

Krapinsky wrote:
john2jer wrote:
Krapinsky wrote:I'm not sure how you guys consistently get away with this stuff, but then I get censored for predicting Sasha is going to pee himself at the free throw line.

You guys must be bribing Klomp with tootsie rolls or something.

I'm not sure if you're upset, jealous, or impressed. But hey, we do our best.

And hey, lay off Sasha. Don't you think he has a hard enough time as it is, just being Sasha?

Kind of baffled and jealous. And I don't know about Sasha. I used to think the same thing about Jaric and then he started banging out my dream woman.

Lima and I talked. She said it was your fear of committment. She was saving herself for marriage. If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it. Jaric did.

GopherIt! · Post #972 » by **GopherIt!** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:05 pm

this fear of commitment is something that you are going to have to work on.

Krapinsky · Post #973 » by **Krapinsky** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:58 pm

john2jer wrote:Lima and I talked. She said it was your fear of committment. She was saving herself for marriage. If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it. Jaric did.

I guess we all know who your dream woman is

Call her up Tujer

cpfsf · Post #974 » by **cpfsf** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:03 am

Krapinsky, when are you going to redo the wolves mock draft thread? Today is the one month anniversary when you created it.

Krapinsky · Post #975 » by **Krapinsky** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:12 am

cpfsf wrote:Krapinsky, when are you going to redo the wolves mock draft thread? Today is the one month anniversary when you created it.

Is it that time again already? I think we should wait until after the trade deadline/all star break. There's enough going on this week.

cpfsf · Post #976 » by **cpfsf** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:25 am

Anyone else gay for Cousins?

GopherIt! · Post #977 » by **GopherIt!** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:39 am

I thought you were into Evan Turner Overdrive?

Krapinsky · Post #978 » by **Krapinsky** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:59 am

cpfsf wrote:Anyone else gay for Cousins?

Not unless we trade Al.

cpfsf · Post #979 » by **cpfsf** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:09 am

Just because I create pictures of Evan Turner into those overused Obama hope signs doesn't mean I'm in ET-Overdrive. Alright you got me, but as long as Cousins is beasting, I might just consider him fourth on my board (I'm not ruling out third either).

GopherIt! · Post #980 » by **GopherIt!** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:17 am

Dr K sayeth:

Kind of baffled and jealous. And I don't know about Sasha. I used to think the same thing about Jaric and then he started banging out my dream woman.

I meant to ask, banging out? how does one...wait...I think we found your problem.