i want to cut off jordan farmars ears

brucecanplayo · Post #1 » by **brucecanplayo** » Wed Mar 3, 2010 1:34 pm

those things are ridiculous

Post #2 » by **snaquille oatmeal** » Wed Mar 3, 2010 1:37 pm

he needs them for aerodynamics purposes so he can dunk.

brucecanplayo · Post #3 » by **brucecanplayo** » Wed Mar 3, 2010 1:41 pm

if i cut them off he would be much more aerodynamic

GreatAdrian · Post #4 » by **GreatAdrian** » Wed Mar 3, 2010 3:45 pm

Those are his wings...Birds can't fly without wings and neither can Farmar without his ears

laduane1 · Post #5 » by **laduane1** » Wed Mar 3, 2010 6:06 pm

Wow, you created one of the most useless new topics I have seen in a long time. Hope they lock this one fast.

Post #6 » by **Qwigglez** » Wed Mar 3, 2010 8:02 pm

Hater.

Post #7 » by **crazyeights** » Wed Mar 3, 2010 8:16 pm

When the FBI investigates brucecanplayo after the "incident" he will be unable to claim temporary insanity, thanks to this thread.

biggamejames2 · Post #8 » by **biggamejames2** » Wed Mar 3, 2010 8:36 pm

This thread is pretty useless but while were on the subject of dumbo's human twin...I feel like his play has really improved this year (pretty standard for a Laker in a contract year). What do we think his future is with the Lakers organization after this season?

TonyMontana · Post #9 » by **TonyMontana** » Wed Mar 3, 2010 9:42 pm

laduane1 wrote:Wow, you created one of the most useless new topics I have seen in a long time. Hope they lock this one fast.

Someone please make laduane1 a mod already........... Im sick of seeing him in the backseat crying and whinning and bitching and crying and bitching and whinning like his running this ish. Daaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmm.

Oh and by the way laduane1 I still got love for you brah......NO HOMO. Its just I dont know between you and magiccontinues WHO WHINES THE MOST, but I dont like magiccontinues at all like I like you brah. :lol:

Desiderium · Post #10 » by **Desiderium** » Wed Mar 3, 2010 9:49 pm

TonyMontana wrote:
laduane1 wrote:Wow, you created one of the most useless new topics I have seen in a long time. Hope they lock this one fast.

Someone please make laduane1 a mod already........... Im sick of seeing him in the backseat crying and whinning and bitching and crying and bitching and whinning like his running this ish. Daaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmm.

Oh and by the way laduane1 I still got love for you brah......NO HOMO. Its just I dont know between you and magiccontinues WHO WHINES THE MOST, but I dont like magiccontinues at all like I like you brah.

LOL oh man +1000000 :lol:

TonyMontana · Post #11 » by **TonyMontana** » Wed Mar 3, 2010 9:59 pm

Scandalouzzzz wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:
laduane1 wrote:Wow, you created one of the most useless new topics I have seen in a long time. Hope they lock this one fast.

Someone please make laduane1 a mod already........... Im sick of seeing him in the backseat crying and whinning and bitching and crying and bitching and whinning like his running this ish. Daaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmm.

Oh and by the way laduane1 I still got love for you brah......NO HOMO. Its just I dont know between you and magiccontinues WHO WHINES THE MOST, but I dont like magiccontinues at all like I like you brah.

LOL oh man +1000000

Hey scan..... WHO'S THIS BRAH???? :roll:

................... :lol:

supaflash · Post #12 » by **supaflash** » Wed Mar 3, 2010 10:29 pm

I kind of agree with this thread though...

1. He's super fast with all that drag, imagine how fast he'd be without!!! (might not be able to stop as quick though...)

2. Not like he uses them much anyway, or they don't seem to work well. For example they do not seem to be able to pick up the phrases 'Play Defense' or 'Run the Triangle'

Maybe he can trade them in for sleeker working models.

Desiderium · Post #13 » by **Desiderium** » Wed Mar 3, 2010 11:06 pm

can an airplane fly without his wings??? NO!
can farmar soar without his ears?? NO!

ls2ws6 · Post #14 » by **ls2ws6** » Wed Mar 3, 2010 11:08 pm

farmar looks like a volkswagen with its doors open

great topic BTW

Hunter103 · Post #15 » by **Hunter103** » Wed Mar 3, 2010 11:08 pm

This is the greatest thread topic ever :rofl:

Sofa King · Post #16 » by **Sofa King** » Wed Mar 3, 2010 11:43 pm

While we're at it, can someone castrate Sasha? Oh nevermind, too late.

TonyMontana · Post #17 » by **TonyMontana** » Wed Mar 3, 2010 11:48 pm

Hunter103 wrote:This is the greatest thread topic ever

YA IT IS.............. :lol:

Other teams are posting about trades, games, transactions.

*****in Laker fans posting about Farmars ears. Aint that a itch. :wink:

Desiderium · Post #18 » by **Desiderium** » Wed Mar 3, 2010 11:55 pm

lol poor farmar. these kinds of threads are usually made when a player is not performing well. for example.."sasha needs a haircut, maybe he'll play better"
"Jordan needs to get his ears cut, so he can play better"

laduane1 · Post #19 » by **laduane1** » Thu Mar 4, 2010 12:50 am

Been a laker fan since 1977 or around that time. Not a basher. But come on. Topic about cutting a players ears off.

He is in his contract year. Not sure he is doing enough to get what kind of money he wants. I do not see a MLE for him. They gave it to Luke and Sasha and Ron. So they might do it again for Jordan. He better step it up. Lakers do not have much behind him to push him. Brown is a combo guard and Lamar is a point forward with ball skills. Kobe is good with his passing. So Jordan might see his future somewhere else.

He is young. So that is a plus for him and the Lakers.

Sofa King · Post #20 » by **Sofa King** » Thu Mar 4, 2010 12:57 am

laduane1 wrote:Been a laker fan since 1977 or around that time. Not a basher. But come on. Topic about cutting a players ears off.

He is in his contract year. Not sure he is doing enough to get what kind of money he wants. I do not see a MLE for him. They gave it to Luke and Sasha and Ron. So they might do it again for Jordan. He better step it up. Lakers do not have much behind him to push him. Brown is a combo guard and Lamar is a point forward with ball skills. Kobe is good with his passing. So Jordan might see his future somewhere else.

He is young. So that is a plus for him and the Lakers.

Could be worse. This could be the Raptors board. :lol: