OT: Worst Movie Scene I Ever Witnessed

[Gregnice33]

I thought you were going to talk about the film Hunger.

Easily one of the most disturbing movies I have ever seen (based off a true story about the IRA hunger strike).

[JackFinn]

They betrayed me. They didn't keep their promise. They tricked me. I don't care.

[Shill]

Without knowing anything about "The Room", I'd bet any amount of money the lead actor also directed the film.

[Slip7]

heard of the room a while ago and seen those clips. have yet to see it looks pretty bad. but the worst movie i watched was probably "boogey man" so horrible.

but heres the training scene from no retreat no surrender. tell me you dont laugh your ass off at the 40 second mark or so. that movie is full of great clips and van damme is in it kicking ass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdPKL1aAzn4

[RyGuy24]

Being John Malkovich has to be up there. A guy finds a porthole behind a dresser that takes people into the mind of John Malkovich for 20 minutes. After 20 minutes, they are promptly dropped out of the sky onto the New Jersey turnpike. If that's not crazy enough, John Malkovich actually finds out about this porthole and enters it himself. And then....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur3CQE8xB3c

[Jo Jo English]

A couple of my favorites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T2S8GHzxqc

[Shill]

Hold up. "Being John Malkovich" is being talked about in the same thread as "Troll 2" and "The Room"???

Ah hell naw.

[RyGuy24]

Hold up. "Being John Malkovich" is being talked about in the same thread as "Troll 2" and "The Room"???

Ah hell naw.

You honestly took that movie seriously? I may have to rethink...how I think.

Between the guy making creepy puppets of people he'd like to bang, people randomly falling out of the sky onto the New Jersey turnpike, Cusack's wife randomly turning hardcore lesbian, Cameron Diaz being obessed with monkeys, Cusack working on half of a floor originally made for midgets, Cusack's boss thinking he had a speech impediment when he had perfect speech, Cameron Diaz looking surprisingly fugly, and many more things, i'm not sure I get it. And i'm usually receptive of "out there" movies.

Edit: I mean, i've never seen Troll 2 and The Room, and based on the awesome clips i'm sure they are worse than Malkovich. But that doesn't mean it still wasn't terrible (IMO at least).

[kingkirk]

Thank you OP thank you. I havent laughed this much in a long time. Someone may have posted this one from 'The Room' but its amazing short little one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOEESGYyiv0&NR=1

[illiance]

The lack of Plan 9 from Outer Space in this thread is appalling. Easily the worst movie of all-time.

[waffle]

worst scene

City of Angels, the one with Nicholas Cage and Meg Ryan.

Meg is riding a bike, eating an apple. Nicholas Cage is taking a shower. Shot of a truck. Shot of Meg. Shot of Nick. Truck. Apple. Meg, Nick....repeat. Increase frequency. Hightened music. Quicker quicker quicker!!!!

Please GOD, HAVE THE BLOODY TRUCK HIT MEG ALREADY...!!!!

and of course, as I remember, a shot of the apple rolling away

AWEFUL. The Worst. Tripe! Hack! I expected Dan Akroyd to jump in with an episode of "Bad Cinema"

Not to be believed.

[waffle]

also a contender for worst movie, to which I could add some real candidates.

[Grand Champ]

worst scene

City of Angels, the one with Nicholas Cage and Meg Ryan.

Meg is riding a bike, eating an apple. Nicholas Cage is taking a shower. Shot of a truck. Shot of Meg. Shot of Nick. Truck. Apple. Meg, Nick....repeat. Increase frequency. Hightened music. Quicker quicker quicker!!!!

Please GOD, HAVE THE BLOODY TRUCK HIT MEG ALREADY...!!!!

and of course, as I remember, a shot of the apple rolling away

AWEFUL. The Worst. Tripe! Hack! I expected Dan Akroyd to jump in with an episode of "Bad Cinema"

Not to be believed.

http://hatedit.ytmnd.com/

[waffle]

AND it is a sorta take on the Wim Wenders Wings of Desire, which I watched in it's entirety and which is actually good.

People like this movie. People like American Cheese. People like country music. People like Friends. Some days....

[waffle]

and yes, I watch, have watched, and will watch, alot of movies.

[Shill]

Hold up. "Being John Malkovich" is being talked about in the same thread as "Troll 2" and "The Room"???

Ah hell naw.

You honestly took that movie seriously? I may have to rethink...how I think.

Between the guy making creepy puppets of people he'd like to bang, people randomly falling out of the sky onto the New Jersey turnpike, Cusack's wife randomly turning hardcore lesbian, Cameron Diaz being obessed with monkeys, Cusack working on half of a floor originally made for midgets, Cusack's boss thinking he had a speech impediment when he had perfect speech, Cameron Diaz looking surprisingly fugly, and many more things, i'm not sure I get it. And i'm usually receptive of "out there" movies.

Edit: I mean, i've never seen Troll 2 and The Room, and based on the awesome clips i'm sure they are worse than Malkovich. But that doesn't mean it still wasn't terrible (IMO at least).

I liked BJM.

Charlie Kaufman is a great writer. His stuff is out there, but I think he's the goods.

My favorite Kaufman script is Adaptation. Probably one of my favorite films of the aughts.

[Shill]

I'm gonna have to get hammered and watch "The Room".

At first I thought it was just a bad dub job. But oh no.

[Blue Note]

The Room is shown in film schools as an example of what not to do, which is precisely why it's so fun to watch. It's pure comedy gold.

One of the best scenes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnnTqFTHGuc

The conversation has absolutely no bearing on the plot and the topic is never mentioned thereafter.

[smez86]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WobJSIScRtM

[Chicago Trojan]

The Room, Troll 2, are embarassments to anyone who considers himself a filmmaker or artist. No one could say that about Being John Malkovitch, which is quirky and weird but not (Please Use More Appropriate Word).