Al Jefferson is done. Arrested again!

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The rat bastard acrostic'd us!

[LOBO 7]

Very well played, Calinks. Very well played, indeed.

[BrooklynBulls]

I happened to look at the topic just as Calinks posted it, and it got me good. I was halfway about to copy and paste it to the Bulls board until I noticed the really weird formatting...

You guys are hilarious.

[lobishome]

BrooklynBulls, your avatar give me headache.

[BrooklynBulls]

BrooklynBulls, your avatar give me headache.

And yours makes me want cookies. Call it even.

[Basti]

Very well played, Calinks. Very well played, indeed.

[Breakdown777]

Very sneaky, sir.

[SSUBluesman]

Even after having just seen transparent April Fools (thanks /. ) attempts I almost fell for this. Quality work, all the way down to the embedded code.

[Calinks]

Man, good thing I didn't write this about Kenyon Martin...

[Basti]

Man, good thing I didn't write this about Kenyon Martin...

holy cow. how can you be so upset about this? yeah it takes a sh*tload of work to clean it up but just hire someone to clean it up. how much could it possibly cost? 200 bucks maximum?

[horaceworthy]

The guy should have known better than to April Fool Kenyon Martin. If somebody had taken a "Which NBA Player is Most Likely to React in a Violent and Over the Top Fashion to a Harmless Prank" poll, Martin wouldn't have finish lower than 3rd.

[Calinks]

It would be really funny to see a player like Corey Brewer react to this. Just seeing Corey pissed off would be a sight.

[C.lupus]

I have to admit I'd be pretty pissed if someone filled my car with buttered popcorn. Regular popcorn, fine but buttered? That's going to be a pain to clean. LOL at his reaction of not playing in the playoffs, though. Way to have your priorities straight, there Kenyon.

[Calinks]

Damn! The window of opportunity to provide another classless prank has passed me by already! Damn you anemic end to this short season! I had a plan!

[horaceworthy]

If it makes you feel better, I didn't look at the date for awhile, so you belated April Fooled me with your bump.

[Devilzsidewalk]

me too, I was getting ready to check out the Jazz board about it. I just thought casually "oh how about that, Al must've maintained a house in Minnesota" which obviously makes no sense b/c it's in season and nobody that can afford to stays here by choice. My 2nd noob thought was "oh ok it makes sense because the Jazz just played the Wolves, so must've gotten hammered while he was in town" though that game was over 2 weeks ago and in Utah. I've got the alzheimers

[Breakdown777]

me too, I was getting ready to check out the Jazz board about it. I just thought casually "oh how about that, Al must've maintained a house in Minnesota" which obviously makes no sense b/c it's in season and nobody that can afford to stays here by choice. My 2nd noob thought was "oh ok it makes sense because the Jazz just played the Wolves, so must've gotten hammered while he was in town" though that game was over 2 weeks ago and in Utah. I've got the alzheimers

So you're the one whose got them. Where are they? What did they do to deserve capture?