LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs Bobcats 4/9/2010

[DreamShook34]

Game on MY20 Edition!

PG*: Aaron "Mighty Mouse" Brooks


SG: Kevin "Please don't make me shoot when I'm wide open" Martin


SF: Trevor "I'm going to shoot it!" Ariza

Trevor Ariza, Rockets
Ariza is the league leader in a type of shot I call the "Contract Justifier" -- at least once a game, especially early in the season, he takes a ridiculous one-on-one heave for absolutely no reason ... except, one wonders, to justify his full midlevel deal and newfound "star" status with the Rockets.

The irony is that this has had the exact opposite effect: Ariza's TS% is a brutal 47.5, the fourth-worst of any player with a usage rate above 20.0, and as a result his PER is well south of the mark he posted as a role player in Los Angeles.

PF: Luis "Pssst.. Beast Mode.." Scola


C: Chuck "I might be a little under appreciated" Hayes


Bench: CBUD, JJ, Lowry, D-league MVP, JT, Predator, Johnson

Keys to the Game:
1. Get Buckets!
2. Run someone at Kevin Martin so he doesn't miss

Foxy Lady: Kim Kardashian ...Damn..

[Mr. E]

Do I dare enter this thread???

[DreamShook34]

Post early I think that's the key.. Or you're dooming us early..

[Aaron Brooks]

Do I dare enter this thread???

looks like the game is over before it even started

[Mr. E]

Do I dare enter this thread???

looks like the game is over before it even started

Relax, I called upon this guy for help:

[Mr. E]

Is there anywhere where we can get a full video of Shane's Karaoke Night?

JJ giving Bud the assist on "Livin on a Prayer..." classic!

[rocketsballin]

arent we sposed to lose as many games as we can? the draft is out best friend right now. bobcats need this win and i want them to get the 6th seed to play celtics for a potential upset .

go lottery

[Mr. E]

arent we sposed to lose as many games as we can? the draft is out best friend right now. bobcats need this win and i want them to get the 6th seed to play celtics for a potential upset .

go lottery

At this point it's going to take a miracle to win the lottery, so why not end the season strong? One thing I love about this team is that they don't quit.

(well, except for that period in January & February )

[Aaron Brooks]

(well, except for that period in January & February )

That never happened

[Aaron Brooks]

So this is where Larry Hughes ended up

[rocketsballin]

not win the lottery but get the best pick we can, better than 15th pick, end w/ a wining record for sure tho

[Aaron Brooks]

Shane is entertaining like Artest, but in a sane way

[Mr. E]

Bill Worrell: One of Shane's goals may be to become a member of Augusta National Golf Club.

I think that they may already be at their point of tolerance with that Tiger fella.


God bless you, Bill, and your setup for racial humor!













Seriously, Bill...stop talking.

[Mr. E]

A little lethargic to start off, but the Truck picks us up!

[Mr. E]

Chase in the game early.

You're livin' on a prayer, kid!

QUICK! Get JJ in to help him out!

[aznkillabeezZz]

kmart has two fouls. Did he have to foul larry hughes?

[aznkillabeezZz]

chuck should play football. What a throw

[Mr. E]

Oh yeah! That was highlight reel material!

And Clyde just said that Truck's pass was reminiscent of Wes Unseld!

[mhfan3]

EDIT: SPAM

[Mr. E]

I still love that on this team we have Kevin Martin & Chase Budinger.

Possibly the ugliest & prettiest shooting techniques in the league, respectively!