LOTTERY COUNTDOWN: Rockets vs. Suns 4/11/2010

DreamShook34 · Post #1 » by **DreamShook34** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 10:04 pm

This Is Our Playoff Game Edition!

PG*: Aaron "Who says I'm not Clutch?" Brooks

SG: Kevin "That wasn't a Pumpfake I have Parkinson's" Martin

SF: Trevor "My worth shouldn't be measured by my shooting." Ariza

PF: Luis "The Good Humor Man" Scola

C: Chuck "OUTLET!" Hayes

Bench: CBUD, JJ, Lowry, D-league MVP, JT, Predator, Johnson

Keys to the Game:
1. Get Buckets!
2. Play like you're in the Playoffs!

Foxy Lady: Scarlet Johansson.

Post #2 » by **Mr. E** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:10 pm

IN BEFORE THE CURSE!!!

Guy986 · Post #3 » by **Guy986** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:28 pm

Martin's entire offensive arsenal:

Pumpfake. Nothing? Pass.
Pumpfake, Pumpfake, jump into defender. Foul Call.
Pumpfake, pumpfake, pumpfake, jumpshot.
Pumpfake, pumpfake, pumpfake, jump into defender. No call. Turnover.

Rinse and Repeat.

x- · Post #4 » by x- » Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:38 pm

There's more:

Pumpfake, drive, run into defender. Foul call.
Pumpfake, drive, run into defender. Pass/turnover.
Pumpfake, hold the ball. Pumpfake. Pass/turnover.
Pumpfake, step back/spin move, pumpfake. Pass.

Guy986 · Post #5 » by **Guy986** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:45 pm

x- wrote:There's more:

Pumpfake, drive, run into defender. Foul call.
Pumpfake, drive, run into defender. Pass/turnover.
Pumpfake, hold the ball. Pumpfake. Pass/turnover.
Pumpfake, step back/spin move, pumpfake. Pass.

And also

Pumpfake, dribble. Travel.

A move he picked up from Ariza.

KiDdFrESh · Post #6 » by **KiDdFrESh** » Sun Apr 11, 2010 11:54 pm

Great game thread an a hilarious analysis of Kevin Martins game.

Go Rockets

Guy986 · Post #7 » by **Guy986** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:02 am

KiDdFrESh wrote:Great game thread an a hilarious analysis of Kevin Martins game.

Go Rockets

This is Gamethread the Bizarro edition. Neither the opponent nor the date is correct.

But i love it!!! It will confuse the heck out of other fans. Genius plan Dream. Genius plan.

KiDdFrESh · Post #8 » by **KiDdFrESh** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:18 am

Guy986 wrote:
KiDdFrESh wrote:Great game thread an a hilarious analysis of Kevin Martins game.

Go Rockets

This is Gamethread the Bizarro edition. Neither the opponent nor the date is correct.

But i love it!!! It will confuse the heck out of other fans. Genius plan Dream. Genius plan.

#@%& !!!!!!

I have had a long weekend and FINALLY have some peace and quiet AND was thrilled about watching the game!!!

I hadn't been able to even watch sportscenter or nothing! NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

DreamShook34 · Post #9 » by **DreamShook34** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:23 am

oops I made a quick game thread and went to go play Ball.. My apologies.. team, title and grammar corrected! NOW LETS GO ROCKETS!!

KiDdFrESh · Post #10 » by **KiDdFrESh** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:32 am

So there is a game? Damn Ima have to look it up now.

KiDdFrESh · Post #11 » by **KiDdFrESh** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:36 am

Sweet....

Aaron Brooks · Post #12 » by **Aaron Brooks** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:11 am

What happened to that Suns fan that defected over?

DreamShook34 · Post #13 » by **DreamShook34** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:12 am

Guy986 wrote:
x- wrote:There's more:

Pumpfake, drive, run into defender. Foul call.
Pumpfake, drive, run into defender. Pass/turnover.
Pumpfake, hold the ball. Pumpfake. Pass/turnover.
Pumpfake, step back/spin move, pumpfake. Pass.

And also

Pumpfake, dribble. Travel.

A move he picked up from Ariza.

But wait there's more!!

Pumpfake, Pumpfake, look off post man, Shot clock violation.

2.5 seconds on the clock, Pumpfake, Pumpfake, Pumpfake, PUMPFAKE! Qtr Buzzer.

even though Kevin Martin Pumpfakes a lot I still like his production..

DreamShook34 · Post #14 » by **DreamShook34** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:15 am

Wow Ariza got demolished! no foul..

DreamShook34 · Post #15 » by **DreamShook34** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:18 am

Amare has 2 assists to Ab.. Hilarious.

Aaron Brooks · Post #16 » by **Aaron Brooks** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:20 am

6th player to 400 assists and 200 3's in a season 8-)

DreamShook34 · Post #17 » by **DreamShook34** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:21 am

AB: En Fuego

DreamShook34 · Post #18 » by **DreamShook34** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:25 am

Did AB get a block?

XL21MVP · Post #19 » by **XL21MVP** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:29 am

Nash always gets torched by AB

DreamShook34 · Post #20 » by **DreamShook34** » Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:33 am

XL21MVP wrote:Nash always gets torched by AB

And AB always gets demolished by nash.. they tend t o be a wash when we play..

Kevin martin is done...

JJ on Frye is going to be fun.. I don't see him getting too many open 3s.