Scott Stapp of Creed fame sings song about Florida Marlins

[Alfred]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1933169

This is pretty hilarious.

-He says in the song that the Marlins can soar, which my friend postulates could be because Stapp might think that a Marlin is some sort of bird.
-At one point during the song he is naming plays, and then at one point can't think up anymore baseball plays and goes "Another plaaaayyyy". I don't think you can get more unintentionally funny than that.
-This song oozes melodrama about baseball. Like, when I watch baseball, I like to sort of relax and drink beer. It's not some 9 act opera about betrayal and faith or something. Calm the **** down Scott!

[Attonitus]

Come on, everyone knows Marlins are the birds of the Sea.

Seriously though, I love how the lyrics were written by a 5 year old. Stapp is like a cockroach, no one likes him but you can never entirely get rid of him.

[satyr9]

For posting that link, you owe me 1:48 of my life back.

[Alfred]

For posting that link, you owe me 1:48 of my life back.

For life refunds, you need to prove you were going to do something constructive

[satyr9]

For posting that link, you owe me 1:48 of my life back.

For life refunds, you need to prove you were going to do something constructive

I was... uh... ok so I was searching the internet for Creed songs anyway. I lied, 'cause I know everyone loathes them, but to me any band that has a lead singer who tries to impersonate Cher deserves to be listened to.

And let me state for the record I don't think this rule is fair. When my time is wasted, it has to be someone's fault other than my own. You're holding up a mirror for me and I don't like it!

[Alfred]

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