A retired mod's guide to starting a thread in the summer.

CanuckPete · Post #1 » by **CanuckPete** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:54 am

1) Even if you hate one or both of the point guards, a certain former point guard (See: Ford, T.J.), Lima beans or the government, it's been discussed. Believe me.

2) Nobody gives a flying **** which NBA player could have been separated at birth from which MTV reality "star"/rapper/member of the Kurdish government.

3) You think Euros are soft. We get it.

4) You think anyone not from North America is a Euro. We get it. Also, open a book sometime.

5) Any member of the media that writes anything you don't like is a moron... until they write something you like. We understand.

6) We are fully aware that the girlfriends of any other posters/athletes/politicians/Tiger Woods are not nearly hot enough for you, as you mostly spend your time with models and contortionists.

7) We already have a sneaking suspicion -- a creeping doubt, if you will -- that AB might not be exactly Moses Malone on the boards.

8) Some jackass who thinks he's funnier than he actually is will post some half-assed list of some sort. Don't let that be you. Wait a second...

9) It is common knowledge already that the mods are basically Nazis. Or commies. Or some super militant offshoot commienazi that kicks puppies, causes potholes, and is responsible for Justin Bieber.

10) Don't start a new thread. Ever.

RocLaFamilia · Post #2 » by **RocLaFamilia** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:59 am

Then all we will have are the random OT threads lol. Completely agree with the list, hopefully some posters will look at this and deter..... one can only pray.

junot111 · Post #3 » by **junot111** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:01 am

you're a retired mod. we get it

jrsmith · Post #4 » by **jrsmith** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:10 am

damn brah, you must be the life of the party. have a cookie playa.

LittleOzzy · Post #5 » by **LittleOzzy** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:38 am

haha, Good list.

#8 should include not posting made up poems or rap lyrics... It's never good.

:lol:

Cairo · Post #6 » by **Cairo** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:43 am

LittleOzzy wrote:haha, Good list.

#8 should include not posting made up poems or rap lyrics... It's never good.

What does a guy from Belleville know about rap? :lol:

darew9392 · Post #7 » by **darew9392** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:45 am

CanuckPete wrote:1) Even if you hate one or both of the point guards, a certain former point guard (See: Ford, T.J.), Lima beans or the government, it's been discussed. Believe me.

2) Nobody gives a flying **** which NBA player could have been separated at birth from which MTV reality "star"/rapper/member of the Kurdish government.

3) You think Euros are soft. We get it.

4) You think anyone not from North America is a Euro. We get it. Also, open a book sometime.

5) Any member of the media that writes anything you don't like is a moron... until they write something you like. We understand.

6) We are fully aware that the girlfriends of any other posters/athletes/politicians/Tiger Woods are not nearly hot enough for you, as you mostly spend your time with models and contortionists.

7) We already have a sneaking suspicion -- a creeping doubt, if you will -- that AB might not be exactly Moses Malone on the boards.

8) Some jackass who thinks he's funnier than he actually is will post some half-assed list of some sort. Don't let that be you. Wait a second...

9) It is common knowledge already that the mods are basically Nazis. Or commies. Or some super militant offshoot commienazi that kicks puppies, causes potholes, and is responsible for Justin Bieber.

10) Don't start a new thread. Ever.

1,4 and 9. All 3 are gold here. :lol:

some trippy bolding error going on here... :roll:

C_Money · Post #8 » by **C_Money** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:46 am

Wow this guy is no fun.

Wiz Khalifa · Post #9 » by **Wiz Khalifa** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:48 am

The anti-Euroupean fans and Andrea Bargnani critiques are getting pretty old.

Green Backpack · Post #10 » by **Green Backpack** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:48 am

I like it.

Wiz Khalifa · Post #11 » by **Wiz Khalifa** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:49 am

Btw, what's wrong with Justin Bieber?

Lionel Messi · Post #12 » by **Lionel Messi** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:52 am

Wiz Khalifa wrote:Btw, what's wrong with Justin Bieber?

FirstInkTDot · Post #13 » by **FirstInkTDot** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:52 am

C_Money wrote:Wow this guy is no fun.

I sure wouldn't want him as my substitute teacher.... :nonono:

Death Knight · Post #14 » by **Death Knight** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:53 am

Wiz Khalifa wrote:Btw, what's wrong with Justin Bieber?

He hasn't hit puberty yet.

FirstInkTDot · Post #15 » by **FirstInkTDot** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:54 am

Lionel Messi wrote:
Wiz Khalifa wrote:Btw, what's wrong with Justin Bieber?

Hearing that makes me wonder... :eek1:

HighOctane · Post #16 » by **HighOctane** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:54 am

So what's left? Talking about the positives of Toronto and it's high achieving franchises? Ah...

Crazy-Canuck · Post #17 » by **Crazy-Canuck** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:05 am

Great, now we'll have nothing but VC hate for the entire summer

Dennis 37 · Post #18 » by **Dennis 37** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:10 am

Crazy-Canuck wrote:Great, now we'll have nothing but VC hate for the entire summer

This makes me want to start a list of all the reasons we hate VC.

1. People keep typing his name causing threads to go off topic.

2. .......

whoknows · Post #19 » by **whoknows** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:12 am

Crazy-Canuck wrote:Great, now we'll have nothing but VC hate for the entire summer

and Smitch love... :wink:

theSkinny · Post #20 » by **theSkinny** » Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:27 am

HighOctane wrote:So what's left? Talking about the positives of Toronto and it's high achieving franchises? Ah...

All you young whipper snappers should go outside dangnabbit!