Official Timberwolves Haiku Thread

LOBO 7 · Post #1 » by **LOBO 7** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:13 pm

Ah, the Timberpups.
So, when's the Draft Lottery?
Um...How 'bout them Bucks? :roll:

Krapinsky · Post #2 » by **Krapinsky** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:37 pm

LOBO 7 wrote:Ah, the Timberpups.
So, when's the Draft Lottery?
Um...How 'bout them Bucks?

Gay Favors Sessions?
Yes please. Minus the Love though;
in the Darko too.

LOBO 7 · Post #3 » by **LOBO 7** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:14 pm

Who would've thunk it?
That huge foul-mouthed Serbian
really warms my heart.

Kahn's a gamblin' man,
puts it all on the table.
Hold onto your hats.

Post #4 » by **C.lupus** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:34 pm

Ricky Rubio
You will love Minnesota
Not too cold, really

Varejao17 · Post #5 » by **Varejao17** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:39 pm

What's Haiku?

Post #6 » by **C.lupus** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:46 pm

Varejao17 wrote:What's Haiku?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku_in_English

A form of poetry, generally with three lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables - although it is technically more complicated than that.

Varejao17 · Post #7 » by **Varejao17** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:03 pm

I wish I could play
but my english is so poor
I am so sorry

PeeDee · Post #8 » by **PeeDee** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:43 pm

What will you do if
Timberwolves get the first pick?
My pants will be pooped.

Breakdown777 · Post #9 » by **Breakdown777** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:53 am

Haiku's can be fun,
But sometimes, they don't make sense,
Refridgerator.

Stupid rotations,
Why is Sasha Pav in there?
Blame the Triangle

lewdog · Post #10 » by **lewdog** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:51 am

Two Great Ideas,
New KFC Double Down,
Lottery Cheating

Post #11 » by **C.lupus** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:02 am

Kevin Love rebounds.
But will he return next year?
Ask the goggles man.

Varejao17 · Post #12 » by **Varejao17** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:11 am

I will ask again
When will lottery happen?
I want an answer

shangrila · Post #13 » by **shangrila** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:32 am

We only won 15
Maybe next year it's better?
But then, maybe not

Post #14 » by **Klomp** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 4:13 am

shangrila wrote:We only won 15

Thats 6

Post #15 » by **The J Rocka** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 4:32 am

Varejao17 wrote:I will ask again
When will lottery happen?
I want an answer

May 16

Slum_Dillinger · Post #16 » by **Slum_Dillinger** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 6:33 am

J_Era_3 wrote:
Varejao17 wrote:I will ask again
When will lottery happen?
I want an answer

May 16

ah ah ah, in Haiku form

Where art thou Ricky
We will get you help in draft
Evan Turner please

Klomp is only mod
Rev and Franchise days are gone
That's why our team sucks

shangrila · Post #17 » by **shangrila** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:17 am

Klomp wrote:
shangrila wrote:We only won 15

Thats 6

It was 5 in my head

lobishome · Post #18 » by **lobishome** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:25 pm

Fifteen matches, of eighty two
it's a really phucked season
normal ... with Sasha in action
but getting Evans (and Ricky too)
with Lebron, Minny will be champion.

Post #19 » by **C.lupus** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:33 pm

J_Era_3 wrote:
Varejao17 wrote:I will ask again
When will lottery happen?
I want an answer

May 16

May 16 you say?
I thought it was May 18.
Somebody is wrong.

LOBO 7 · Post #20 » by **LOBO 7** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:38 pm

May 18, that's right.
The balls will decide our fate.
1 or 2 or bust!