stuporman wrote:My whole left side has gone numb and I can't speak correctly anymore,
1. my girlfriend ran off with my mother to a state that will marry lesbians,
2.bullies are circling my house like the scene out of 'I am Legend' where they chew through the roof, 3.the cat my girlfriend left behind keeps attacking me in my sleep but the last time wasn't too bad cause I can't feel my left side anyway and
4.should I ask out my Chinese waitress and risk having her laugh at me and
5. and risk her family coworkers spit in my egg foo young?
What should I dooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
i would start your own thread. but i say you:
1.move out of your mom's basement, so you dont have to hear her sexing your GF
2. go fight the bullies one by one,
3. give the cat to the old lady three doors down, and
4.ultimately ask the waitress out
5.find a new restaurant regardless of her answer
6. thank LeBron2NY2010 for being so helpful













