Sensing an opportunity for self-gratification, I responded thusly (slightly paraphrased):
Nuh-uh
To which he riposted:
Yuh-uh
Anticipating this move, I had cunningly thought of my next witticism in advance:
Nuh-uh
But, equally ahead of the game, Matt dispatched my intelligent ruse with a repudiation of his own:
Yuh-uh
This carried on for about five hours, with no one managing to back the other down. In the end, we decided to turn to the evidence for help.
In Larry's FAQ, question 86, paragraph 4, it says this:
The last sentence infers, if not directly states, that a trade kicker/bonus can't just be waived to make a player more attractive, as Matt's initial tweet stated. Yet Matt maintains that he drew that conclusion from calling people in the know. He's not going to have made that up, because he's not like that, so clearly there lies dissention in the ranks.
We tried looking at the actual CBA for answers, but I can't look at that thing without my mind imploding in on itself. I can manage only about 25 seconds of that thing before I need to get free, lie down in a darkened room, and engage in my relaxation technique of watching a monkey on a pushbike.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqqPNY6Mx6s[/youtube]
Does anyone out there with a concentration level superior to mine own (i.e. anybody) have an answer to this? Can trade kickers be waived purely for desirability purposes, or can they only be waived for financial purposes in specific trade connotations?







