Police Investigate Possible Sexual Assault at Packers Party

[Thunder Muscle]

Great momentum builder into the season, even though the chicks are prolly lying. Either way, kind of embarrassing.

[jakecronus8]

I can teach you chuck. The ways of the force they are.

[Ryan5UW]

I can teach you chuck. The ways of the force they are.

[Ayt]

How can you possibly force 2 women into a non consensual threesome? I can understand how you could overpower and force yourself on one woman but doing so to two women at the same time just doesn't seem feasible to me.

This line seems to undermine the women's story if true:

"Initially, the women said more than one person took part in the alleged assaults. But during interviews with the women and players, Grimsled said police concluded that only one person was involved."

Combine that with one guy forcing two women and this looks pretty far fetched.

[rilamann]

Lake Delton?

I bet It was Tommy Bartlett

[RiotPunch]

Officially Brandon Underwood if that hasn't been established.

[ACGB]

If It's 2 girls against 1 guy and they REALLY wanted to get away, they could.

[El Duderino]

Looks like Underwood brought home two stripper skanks that were also hookers on the side. While he was laying the pipe to one of them, the other one was trying to rob him of his cash to which Underwood saw going down. So he gives them both the boot and they get pissed off, then they decide to make up a rape story.

What a moron if true, picking up stripper skanks and then trying to bone them even though god only knows how much different wood has been in their various orifices over the years selling their snatches for cash. No shocker then that the skank duo tried the long held scam of rolling their john while he's being serviced by one of them.

That should go over well with the wife. Not only is Underwood cheating, he's doing it with some hookers that will bang anyone with a few dollars or maybe a few rocks.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/06/08/report-brandon-underwood-could-be-charged-with-solitication-of-prostitution/

[jerrod]

i just heard the 911 call, kinda funny.

the guy calls her an african lady

[Mags FTW]

For those who plan on going to Cruisin' Chubby's website to look for pics of them, they haven't updated their dancer pages in a long time. I doubt they're on there.

[crkone]

For those who plan on going to Cruisin' Chubby's website to look for pics of them, they haven't updated their dancer pages in a long time. I doubt they're on there.

Got it bookmarked don't you.

[LUKE23]

Looks like Underwood brought home two stripper skanks that were also hookers on the side. While he was laying the pipe to one of them, the other one was trying to rob him of his cash to which Underwood saw going down. So he gives them both the boot and they get pissed off, then they decide to make up a rape story.

What a moron if true, picking up stripper skanks and then trying to bone them even though god only knows how much different wood has been in their various orifices over the years selling their snatches for cash. No shocker then that the skank duo tried the long held scam of rolling their john while he's being serviced by one of them.

That should go over well with the wife. Not only is Underwood cheating, he's doing it with some hookers that will bang anyone with a few dollars or maybe a few rocks.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/06/08/report-brandon-underwood-could-be-charged-with-solitication-of-prostitution/

The stupidity of professional athletes never ceases to amaze.

[ReasonablySober]

Looks like Underwood brought home two stripper skanks that were also hookers on the side. While he was laying the pipe to one of them, the other one was trying to rob him of his cash to which Underwood saw going down. So he gives them both the boot and they get pissed off, then they decide to make up a rape story.

What a moron if true, picking up stripper skanks and then trying to bone them even though god only knows how much different wood has been in their various orifices over the years selling their snatches for cash. No shocker then that the skank duo tried the long held scam of rolling their john while he's being serviced by one of them.

That should go over well with the wife. Not only is Underwood cheating, he's doing it with some hookers that will bang anyone with a few dollars or maybe a few rocks.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/06/08/report-brandon-underwood-could-be-charged-with-solitication-of-prostitution/

The stupidity of professional athletes never ceases to amaze.

Indeed.

[Mags FTW]

For those who plan on going to Cruisin' Chubby's website to look for pics of them, they haven't updated their dancer pages in a long time. I doubt they're on there.

Got it bookmarked don't you.

I went to their site after going there like 7 years ago and I swear it's the same.

[Thunder Muscle]

EDIT - I don't want to get anybody in trouble, but will say Underwood may be facing more issues in a different incident if it comes out.

[Mags FTW]

Did he tear the tags off his mattress?

[Thunder Muscle]

Did he tear the tags off his mattress?

Yes, the resort is going after him for damages.